Nursing Assistant Puns

Because they're nurse assists.

My grandpa was dying of cancer and he had severe bowel problems to which he needs nurse assistance to go #2. He hasn't gone for several days now and calls for help once again.

Nurse: "Ok let's try this again and if that doesn't work we'll try something else"

enter 7ft tall 300lb black man (2nd nurse)

Grandpa: "Oh so you're going to try to scare the shit out of me now"

I work as a nursing assistant at a hospital. I was taking care of a patient and told him I needed to get him a new depends (an adult diaper). They both immediately said "depends on what?"