A list of puns related to "Number 2"
Crew: I I Captain.
That makes 2 really odd.
I asked him "where's your number 1?"
He said "in the toilet"
I'm so proud!
I'm always rooting for you
Dark, isn’t it?
2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.
As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.
3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.
Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, “Now we are even.”
It became prime against all odds.
Dark, wasn’t it?
It was an odd party
His son replied "Dad - don't let me down. I'm counting on you."
I guess you could say I’m non-binary
Daughter #2: Dad you know why we shouldn't buy milk from that cow?
Me: "No sweetheart why"?
Daughter #2: "With a snicker". "Because it's spoiled"!
My wife: "Groan".
Daughter #3: "Mooooooooo".
Edit: Quotes as requested.
It has to be the top pencil by now.
Dark, wasn’t it?
It became prime against all odds.
Dark, isn’t it?
Dark, wasn’t it?
if you eat it.
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