A fat bee went to school. Created a real buzz when he got a B+

His average friend was nonplussed with a B, and his skinny friend would always be negative about her B-

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📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

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📅︎ May 13 2020
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Math[s]

I was nonplussed at the ability of the student to add manually minus the aid of an adding machine!

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👤︎ u/LosGlasgow
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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Math

Someone once tweeted that she was "nonplussed" by the goings-on at a convention.

I asked if she was going to subtract herself from the event.

She didn't laugh. I did.

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📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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Told me Dad I posted his dadjoke but it didn't get any upvotes

He was nonplussed.

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📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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Why dad, why?

Today in the car with my dad we were talking about each others days. He was telling me about how he watched a bird swoop upon a cat.

"So this cat's being swooped and it's completely nonplussed...more like nonpussed hehe"

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📅︎ Sep 11 2013
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