Newspaper Delivery Puns

A list of puns related to "Newspaper Delivery"

The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.

I was crushed by the news.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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I was standing outside in my driveway last night and the newspaper delivery guy drove by and threw a newspaper in my driveway...

I said "Hey pal, I got news for you, too!".

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👤︎ u/chuckyocouch_
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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