A list of puns related to "Neufchâtel"
It's not exactly the same, but it has less fat and tases virtually the same. It has 228 fewer calories in 8 ounces (565 in neufchâtel vs 793 in cream cheese) and 31 grams less fat (48 vs 79)
I just used neufchâtel in my strawberry pretzel cake for labor day and it tasted exactly the same as cream cheese!
Here's the recipe for my strawberry pretzel cake if anyone wants a treat for Labor Day!
https://i.imgur.com/oyozGux.jpg
Recipe here originally: Strawberry Pretzel Salad
This strawberry pretzel salad is a classic summer dessert. It's sweet, crunchy, creamy, and a little salty and perfect for a hot day!
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Total Time: 7 hours 20 minutes
Servings: 12
Calories: 382kcal
Author: Kylie Perrotti
Equipment
Ingredients
Strawberry Topping
Pretzel Crust
Cream Filling
Instructions
Prepare the Strawberry Topping:
Prepare the Crust:
Prepare the Cream Filling:
Assemble the Pretzel Salad:
Heya. I was a young lad when I saw Nirvana in Switzerland in 1994 and I try to check in every so often if someone unearthed a recording of the show. I still have my concert t-shirt from that In Utero tour. If you happen to find it you will literally change my life. Hearts.
I know it's not a tall ship but a schooner, still it is pretty famous and I wonder if anyone knows how it got its name?
I’m baking a cheesecake in the morning and my recipe calls for 16oz of Neufchâtel cream cheese but all I have is regular. I know one has less fat but how will it affect my cheesecake if I use all full fat?
TIA!
One of my French professors told me that it's pronounced a little irregularly than you would expect but I can't remember what she said.
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
The store didn’t have the half and half she requested so we chatted about it and I purchased a different brand she requested and she marked it as the wrong item. She also ordered Neufchâtel cheese and reported it wrong. I think she meant to order cream cheese because they look similar but it scanned so I know it was what she ordered. What happens if I report that as fraud?
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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