I need a care guide on nepenthes rajah. I can't find anything from my searches. I mean I can mimic its natural environment I think but there's always a way to do better. I know it's a fairly rare and expensive plant but I have a chance to get one. It's a little time sensitive so I want to make sure I can take care of it before I get it. It'll come bare root too so I'll need substrate.
The only other pitchers I have are a nepenthes ventricosa and a cephalotus follicularis, both doing excellently and both are doing extremely well after having them for months, but I'm still new to keeping plants and I want to make sure.
Iβve seen claims saying that itβs a highland and others say itβs a lowland
I've got a chance to pick up one of these plants. My Rajah x Mira is surprisingly a pretty quick grower. Was wondering if anyone had experience with this plant?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I'm moving into a new apartment with tons of space and garden. I always wanted a Nepenthes but I want a show-off with large pitchers, and I don't want to search for a Rajah. I wrote some thst I like here, what do you think?
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
