How do you know that birds are spies?

Because they are always in de skies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkmatlock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2022
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a conversation with my 9yo

We're explaining that kidney beans are just shaped like kidneys, not made from them. When my daughter says...

"I've got 4 kidneys"

Me: "what?"

Her: "two here." She points at her lower back, "and two here!" And she points at her knees...

I've never been so proud!! πŸ’•

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenonAegis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2022
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he should be pun-ished
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notreallyhaarsh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2022
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What do you call an American lady who had a knee transplant in London?

Britney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanobscureguy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2022
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What lunch meat is made from a pigs shin?

Baloney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mead32
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2022
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Name puns for Britney

Britney is a really common name and yet we don't have many puns for the name.

C'mon guys show some creativity and come up with puns for Britney.

Write any pun you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarlemShakespeare
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