My dad watching NCIS...

There was a dead worker hidden in the bushes on TV, and my father said he was sleeping on the job as he was tired, bushed even.

Later on the president called one of the investigators, and my father said it was President Bush calling.

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What did the officer say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

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You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?

Such blatant stereo-typing

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