A list of puns related to "Nearsighted"
I said to my wife, "I need my glasses checked. I'm so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death."
Perplexed, the wife asked, "What's being nearsighted got to do with working yourself to death?"
"I couldn't tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work the whole time!"
WHAT DO A NEAR SIGHTED GYNECOLOGIST AND A DOG HAVE IN COMMON?
A wet nose
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