Drug cartels have been turning to toilet paper instead of narcotics for profits.

I guess you can say the crack has been wiped out clean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I have an idea for a movie about a narcotics officer who suffers from epilepsy

It's called, Narcolepsy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmackrel
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Drugs are never the answer.

Unless the clue is: β€œNarcotics, five letters.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Support groups

Procrastinator's Anonymous will be canceled because all the members have put off coming to at least next week. (Credit unknown)

Jane finally decided to join Narcotics Anonymous after getting needled into coming. (Original)

I bet you 50:1 odds that Joe won't be here at Gamblers Anonymous tonight. (Original)

As Laura spoke at AA, I found her account intoxicating. (Original)

Even if I were transgender, I doubt I'd ever go to a Crossdressers Anonymous meeting. I hear those meetings are literally a drag. (Original)

At a computer users' group, a guy was complaining that his Linux-loving girlfriend refused to do Windows. (Original)

I plum need to attend a Purple Anonymous meeting. (Original)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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