These kitties love puns almost as much as napping, and the rise of the proletariat.
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What do you call a well educated Englishman napping?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
probably a Ford siesta because i like napping while taking a drive
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︎ Aug 31 2020
My friend loves napping
I find him very into resting
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Earlier today, I witnessed a kid napping downtown where I work...
...but I just let him sleep. Didnโt seem right to bother the boy.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My wife walked into our bedroom while I was napping and yelled "It's time to leave, get up!"
I said "Sssshh! These are my sleeping quarters" and pointed to some change I had on the bedside table. She was stunned, then she groaned and walked out.
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There's a kid napping at school!!!
oh wait he is waking up๐
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Did you hear about the kid-napping?
don't worry he woke up (yes I'm aware this is one of the oldest ones is the book)
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︎ May 06 2019
What do you call a group of Mexicans napping outside a football stadium?
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︎ Aug 11 2018
Did you hear about the kid napping in NYC last night?
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︎ May 11 2014
If a child refuses to take a nap
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︎ Mar 13 2021
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I put my son on a nap
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︎ Jan 08 2021
When my son refused to take a nap, the police got involved!
Understandable, since he was resisting a rest!
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︎ Nov 15 2020
โIs this the Spanish word for โnapโ?โ She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
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︎ May 02 2020
What do you call a person that takes a nap in front of a car?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Cat-nap-sack
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︎ May 15 2020
I donโt want to take a nap
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︎ May 15 2020
I took a picture of my son sleeping earlier today.
Then I sent the picture to the FBI as evidence of a kid napping.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
When I found my little son on the floor, I briefly thought a murder took place
Fortunately, it was just a kid napping.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What do you call a sleepy relative?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Did you hear about the three year old arrested for refusing to take a nap?
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︎ May 05 2020
I took a nap at 2p.m. and had a bad dream.
I basically had an afternoonmare.
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︎ May 25 2020
My daughter keeps horsing around during nap time
Iโm tired of her foal play
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︎ May 15 2020
If a child is refusing to take their nap or go to bed... can I call the cops on them?
Technically they are resisting a rest!
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︎ Jan 13 2020
We are putting away our unused Christmas gift wrap materials, and my son casually comments
โTheyโre going to be napping papersโ
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︎ Jan 04 2021
YOU KNOW YOUโRE A DAD WHENโฆ
โข you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.
โข you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure youโll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.
โข you change your carโs oil exactly every 2,000 miles.
โข mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.
โข you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.
โข your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.
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Police were called to a day care to investigate a 3yo who was refusing to take a nap
They charged him with resisting a rest
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︎ Aug 13 2019
You can have criminal charges filed against you if you don't take enough naps.
You'll be indicted with resisting a rest.
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What is the full form of NAP?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
The Police Showed Up When My Son Refused to Take a Nap
They charged him with resisting a rest.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time...
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time.
Are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Why did the trees take a nap?
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time...
Are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ May 11 2020
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Nov 09 2017
Why was the child arrest for not taking a nap?
He was guilty of resisting a rest.
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︎ May 18 2020
If my kid refuses to sleep when itโs nap time,
Does that mean heโs guilty for resisting a rest?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I had to call the cops on my son for refusing to take a nap.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
If your toddler is refusing to take a napโฆ
Are they resisting a rest?
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︎ Feb 15 2020
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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My son got sent to jail for refusing to take a nap
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