What do you call a well educated Englishman napping?

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These kitties love puns almost as much as napping, and the rise of the proletariat.
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probably a Ford siesta because i like napping while taking a drive
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Banoooooooo
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My friend loves napping

I find him very into resting

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thoompa
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Earlier today, I witnessed a kid napping downtown where I work...

...but I just let him sleep. Didnโ€™t seem right to bother the boy.

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My wife walked into our bedroom while I was napping and yelled "It's time to leave, get up!"

I said "Sssshh! These are my sleeping quarters" and pointed to some change I had on the bedside table. She was stunned, then she groaned and walked out.

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There's a kid napping at school!!!

oh wait he is waking up๐Ÿ‘

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Did you hear about the kid-napping?

don't worry he woke up (yes I'm aware this is one of the oldest ones is the book)

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What do you call a group of Mexicans napping outside a football stadium?

The Siesta Bowl

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Have u heard about the kid napping?

It's ok the kid woke up ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Did you hear about the kid napping in NYC last night?

They woke him up.

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I put my son on a nap

He's a kid napper now

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When my son refused to take a nap, the police got involved!

Understandable, since he was resisting a rest!

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,

are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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โ€œIs this the Spanish word for โ€˜napโ€™?โ€ She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

โ€œSi, estรก.โ€

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I took a picture of my son sleeping earlier today.

Then I sent the picture to the FBI as evidence of a kid napping.

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What do you call a person that takes a nap in front of a car?

Tired.

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We are putting away our unused Christmas gift wrap materials, and my son casually comments

โ€œTheyโ€™re going to be napping papersโ€

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Cat-nap-sack
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I donโ€™t want to take a nap

Iโ€™m resisting a rest

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Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?

He woke up

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Did you hear about the three year old arrested for refusing to take a nap?

He was resisting a rest.

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I took a nap at 2p.m. and had a bad dream.

I basically had an afternoonmare.

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My daughter keeps horsing around during nap time

Iโ€™m tired of her foal play

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If a child is refusing to take their nap or go to bed... can I call the cops on them?

Technically they are resisting a rest!

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My Daughter Fell Asleep in the Car And Someone Called the Cops

They told the cops that they had just witnessed a kid napping.

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Police were called to a day care to investigate a 3yo who was refusing to take a nap

They charged him with resisting a rest

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If a kid refuses to sleep during a nap time.. /r/Jokes/comments/ernyla/โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AbleCancel
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You can have criminal charges filed against you if you don't take enough naps.

You'll be indicted with resisting a rest.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ass-with-class
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What is the full form of NAP?

Sleep

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dadNigga
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The Police Showed Up When My Son Refused to Take a Nap

They charged him with resisting a rest.

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time...

are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time.

Are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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Why did the trees take a nap?

For rest.

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time...

Are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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Why was the child arrest for not taking a nap?

He was guilty of resisting a rest.

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If my kid refuses to sleep when itโ€™s nap time,

Does that mean heโ€™s guilty for resisting a rest?

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If your toddler is refusing to take a napโ€ฆ

Are they resisting a rest?

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I had to call the cops on my son for refusing to take a nap.

He resisted a rest.

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time

are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time.

Does that mean that they are guilty of resisting a rest

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My son got sent to jail for refusing to take a nap

He was resisting a rest

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a kid refuses to take a nap

Could you say he is resisting a rest

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time

Are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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