The robber was caught at the music instrument store last night
Seems like nothing went accordion to his plan.
I was playing classical music at a disco called Sam Frank's. It was an odd gig and even I forgot my instrument.
Yes, I left my harp in Sam Frank's Disco.
True story: Taking my daughter to her music lesson the other day and she says: "Daddy I think I'd like to start another instrument. We have that old violin laying around and I'd like to learn to play. Nothing serious just casually to learn a song now and then.
To which I replied..."So your intention is just to fiddle with it?"
Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?
Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars
A lieutenant of a marching band had lost his piccolo, he went to a music instrument-store and asked for a piccolo
The store keeper said that they ran out of stock of piccolos but he could rent out a flute, the lieutenant agreed promptly.
After the performance the lieutenant came back to the store to return the flute.
The store keeper asked if he was the flute tenant
No I am the lieutenant
I was never very good at playing musical instruments.
In school, I played the shoe horn.
I stunk.
My sister came out today, and told us that she identifies as a musical instrument.
I always had my suspicions about our Monica.
What is your tennis shoes’ favorite musical instrument?
I made my friend do an online test "Which musical instrument do you most resemble?" but I suspect he answered dishonestly.
My friend claimed he was a harp but I knew he was a lyre.
Which musical instruments sound most like Tom Jones?
I saw a group of killer whales swim by carrying musical instruments.
I suppose it was an orchestra.
My mate claims his business selling musical instruments...
... has made him a lot of lute, but I think he's a lyre, and I wish he'd stop harping on about it.
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected…
What is Goku's favorite musical instrument?
Friend recently came out and said she now identifies as a musical instrument.
Always had a suspicion about our Monica.
What do you get when you cross poetry and musical instruments?
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t become angry and resort to violins if you didn't notice.
Did you know Endermen make musical instruments?
Their signature product is the Ender Tratocaster!
What is the least entertained musical instrument?
What's the most dangerous musical instrument?
What’s the most dishonest musical instrument?
My musical instruments had done something horrible.
There were negative repercussions.
What musical instrument never tells the truth?
What sort of musical instrument resembles a bad hotel?
What kind of musical instrument does a sorority girl play in band?
I used parts of my research endowment to buy a musical instrument.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is a redditor's favorite musical instrument?
As an Aboriginal Musical Instrument maker, I once produced a Didgeridoo that was a mile long.
I never heard the end of it.
A pirate's favorite musical instrument is...
What kind of music do balloons hate?
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
The trombone...
Wait... something isn’t right. They don’t have no lungs.
So it has to be... the bonegos.
Which musical instrument can be detrimental to your health?
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?
What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?
Saw a group of killer whales with musical instruments today.
Never seen an orchestra before.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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