What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoniesAreNotGay
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A composer once fell in love with his music

They had an arranged marriage

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A dying composer asked to be buried with the music he's written over the years.

When asked why he replied, "So I can spend the rest of my life decomposing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chessrocks
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When musicians die and keep releasing music, you could say they are de-composing. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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"Let's both pretend to be famous musical composers; You be Beethoven,...

[Arnold voice]

"...I'll be Bach."

Then turn and walk away.

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Did you hear Mozart’s no longer composing music?

Yeah, now he is decomposing.

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I once knew a band composed of guys all born bottom first. Great music, but for some reason, The Breech Boys never made it big.
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If you want your name in a piece of classical music, you have to be composed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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So, I like listening to vinyl records and composing music on my Galaxy Tab with the S-Pen.

But my stylus is broken, so I can do neither.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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The ultimate Dad Joke - Bulgarian Train Man

This has been my favourite joke for at least a couple years now.

A man drives train in Bulgaria. One day, he falls asleep driving, and runs over someone walking on the tracks. Well, his case goes to court, and he gets the death sentence for murder. So, he's on death row and the executioner approaches him.

"What would you like for your last meal?"

"I would like a banana please."

The executioner thinks it's weird, but shrugs and gives him a banana. The guy eats his banana, waits awhile, and gets strapped into the electric chair. When the flip the switch, nothing happens! In Bulgaria, an act of divine intervention means you get released.

A few months go by, and the train driver has been working for a new company. Well, old habits die hard, and he falls asleep again, killing 2 people this time. The court has no patience for recklessness, so he ends up on death row again. After awhile, the same executioner from last time approaches him.

"You again? Shit. What do you want this time?"

"Two bananas please."

The executioner shrugs and hands him two bananas. A bit weird, but whatever. There's no way he can cheat death twice! But, when they flip the switch, nothing happens again. The train driver walks a second time.

Some time passes, and the executioner is very busy. After another few months, the same dude shows up, apparently having run over 3 people with a train. Exacberated, the executioner approaches him for the third time.

"Let me guess. Three bananas?"

"Actually yes! How did you know?"

"Top bad! This has gone on long enough. No more bananas! Today you fry."

So, the train driver gets strapped into the chair with no last meal. But, when they flip the switch, nothing happens again.

"I dont get it," says the executioner. "I didnt let you eat any bananas!"

"Its not the bananas. I'm a bad conductor."

Edit: Thanks for the Gold stranger! Edit: And Silver!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuiltedButts
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Beethoven's grave has been eerily playing music the last few days.

The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.

EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.

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Dead Mozart!

When Mozart’s grave was exhumed the found him holding his sheet music and an eraser. He was de-composing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gypsydanger38
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Got my son yesterday

So we were coming back from a mountain biking trip and we passed a sign that said "Coda." Both of us being musicians I said, "Hm, looks like we're gonna have to go back there when we get home."

If you don't get it in some musical pieces the composer will put in a coda. They could put in a DS al coda or DC al coda which means either go back to the beginning or a weird s marking, play to the word coda then skip to the coda symbol and play to the end.

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Time to get a little wired

Friend on facebook: Anybody really good at composing melodies for chamber music?

Me: Sorry, I don't really have a good Handel on that.

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