Muscle Pain Puns

Lovely woman.

Useless surgeon.

I thought to myself, “knot again!”

Explanation (since I guess I’m supposed to):

The knot in my muscle was the cause of my back pain. Knot/Not.

He tossed me a little bottle of pills and said "take these, they're homeopathic pills for muscle pain. "

I told him, "Dad, I don't do homeopathic stuff."

Dad:"Well once you take these and feel better you can take a girl on a date."

Me:"What does that even mean?"

Dad:"That's called romeo-pathy"

Dear God this joke made the pain worse.