The story is about a boy in his late teens and his older brother. Their sister is raped and murdered and the brothers go looking for the people responsible. They encounter a gang at some point i think like a small town gang. The younger brothers gets beaten badly at another point. I read this book when I was a teenager at school and I know the name is something with one word I think
Like there is an employer and an employee
Im relistening and holy the first 3 songs are 9/10's. If the rest of the album is this good its goat tier, probably isnt.
edit: You gon learn is an 8
edit: Nah its a 9 I loved the end with the kick and the snare
Edit again: Im at the 11th song and all the songs until now are good, tjis album js actually really consistently good, my proof is that if you look up people ranking the songs some will have every song in S or A tier. Like some will say its one of the worst on the album and others will love it.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
It really does, I swear!
1997
January: Rex Mohs is born.
June 2: Scott Wozniak is born.
2017
October 30: Scott discovers the Polybius cabinet and defeats it.
Bluth 17: Scott presents Madden 08 to the Vegan's Anonymous Gathering, but they aren't fans of it. He later frames them for stealing copies of Madden 18, which sends the police into a turmoil. Scott later comes back to apologize after Wendy's Employee talks to him.
December 1: Scott receives Madden 08 and 09 for Christmas.
2018
May 21: Old Location McGee burns down.
May 27: Scott moves into New Location McGee.
November 19: Scott begins working at Games On A Shelf, getting fired the same day by manager Dr. Chet Shaft. Sometime later, the store shuts down due to him.
Bluth 16: An alternate timeline is created where Dick Vitale's Awesome Baby! College Hoops reigns supreme.
Bluth 16 (Awesome Baby! Timeline): After protesting against the new authority, Scott is placed under house arrest, and is later visited by alternate versions of Wendy's Employee, Jeb Jab and Terry Lesler, who, in this timeline, have been conditioned to enjoy Dick Vitale content since birth, where they learn about Madden 08. They later make a heist to secretly interrogate the Supreme Leader and find out what his plans are, later broadcasting this information to the world, revealing to them that there's more to life than Dick's Vitale's Awesome Baby! College Hoops. Apocalyptic chaos ensues.
Bluth 17 (Awesome Baby! Timeline): Scott, with the only copy of Madden 08, assembles a themed mech to fight against a Sega Genesis robot. He throws the copy of Madden 08 into the Supreme Leader's time machine, which resets the timeline. This, however, causes Madden 08 to no longer exist.
Bluth 17: In the reset timeline, Scott wins a sweepstakes contest which allows him to commission a video game of his choosing. He asks game developers to make Madden 08 on all the old consoles, along with an HD remake of the game.
2019
January 21: Scott is wanted for owning a Wii full of Wiiware games right when the Wii Shop Channel begins to close down. A grenade is thrown into New Location McGee and forces him to run into the forest and find shelter.
January 22: Scott learns that he's in the pre-apocalypse.
January 23: Scott's Wii is stolen.
January 24: Scott returns to the destroyed New Location McGee and plots to get his Wii back.
January 25: Scott finds his wrecked Wii, which had been used by
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Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Amy
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
