When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
This was the only reason the word Muggy was invented.
What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?
“It sure is muggy out”
Dad: I guess you could say it's a bit muggy outside today
Wife: if I go out side and all our mugs are on the grass I'm leaving you Dad: (sips his coffee from a bowl)
my father got me the other day when the wether was rather muggy out side.
my dad: it is so muggy out that the air beat me up took all my money and left me for dead.
When’s a robbers favorite time to go out?
When it’s muggy...
I walked out into the heat yesterday after it rained...
and then someone jumped me and my wallet was stolen. It was a bit muggy.
"Crime always rises when it's hot out..."
"...probably because it's so muggy."
Riding in the car
I'm in the car with my dad and roll down the window saying "It's muggy in here!" He responds with, "Just like Central Park. It's also robby and stabby."
