Death Motif, Part I
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📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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What did Grandma say when her dentures fell out after watching watching a bad movie?

Hey Grandpa! I need motif!

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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It's often said that Bach had a bad memory...

To remember to write music, he had to write himself a note.

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📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Nice ball you got there.

My young daughter really used to like that cartoon character "Dora the Explorer" and one day my wife bought her a bouncy ball with the Dora motif on it. She showed it to me and I said "That's adorable". Because it was a Dora ball. Apparently 4yo is too young for puns.

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👤︎ u/xbtdev
📅︎ Apr 07 2014
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