My friend Monte is a hoarder of vegetable shortening, and his house is packed completely full. Now he wants my assistance completing a full inventory…
It’ll be the Count of Monte’s Crisco.
Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc
Because he wanted to use a pen name.
How did the prisoner slip through our fingers?
He's the Count of Monte Crisco.
So my wife was looking over the menu at a restaurant and said "why do people even like monte christo sandwiches?"
I told her they were easy to count.
So I asked my Dad if he's read "The Count of Monte Cristo"
http://imgur.com/ih0IT0s
Bought my dad a Mont Blanc for his retirement
Dad: " I can't take this" Me: "Why not?" Dad: looks me dead in the eyes "Because now I'm a pen shunner."
