40 Hilarious Monkey Stick Puns

Happy anniversary, apes! I sincerely hope you all stick around for years to come and entertain us like the trained monkeys you are

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👤︎ u/pandoracam

📅︎ Jan 29 2022

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When I need to set aside my long broom at work, I just stick it here! Feat. Background Monkey Surprise v.redd.it/6ui3yze7rk181

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👤︎ u/maaalicelaaamb

📅︎ Nov 24 2021

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we were all the monkey and then we found a stick, we could use it to beat somebody, or we could use it to build a bridge, but if you look around at the world today, there's a hell of a lot of bridges ~ Edward Snowden [1800×1800]

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👤︎ u/Due-Parsley2924

📅︎ Dec 05 2021

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If you're stressed this week, just remember: not my circus, not my monkeys. Here's a cute monkey to make it stick!

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👤︎ u/curiouslyceltish

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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Wushu teacher demonstrates the speed of the monkey king swing stick or Ruyi Jingu Bang. v.redd.it/g2bilz3yq0f71

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👤︎ u/deathakissaway

📅︎ Aug 02 2021

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Hockey Monkey Mystery Stick

What did you get? I just opened my first and got a CCM Ribcor Team. I know it’s a bit of a crapshoot, but still fun.

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👤︎ u/EvilBeat

📅︎ Dec 23 2021

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Mad Monkey, Blend by Tony Barrios ( Privada Exclusive) - Spicy Choco 😋 Medium-Full, rich, complex, very flavourfull, chocolade, sweet spice, coffee, little earth, musty, very smooth. Perfect costruction, exellant long aftertaste, 90min burning time. Beaty stick 👍

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👤︎ u/save2202

📅︎ Dec 09 2021

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when monkey found whammy stick v.redd.it/71ywmweizq881

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👤︎ u/VintageVenom

📅︎ Dec 30 2021

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I wish that the coke head with the Monkeys Paw hadn’t wished that everyone could put white stuff up their nose at work. I’m really loving poking my brain with a swab stick.

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👤︎ u/Concheeti13

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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Heavy stick + heavy circles + lift up = big strong monkey = big happy monkey = good

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👤︎ u/Dingasbitch

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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Three baby Japanese Snow Monkeys playing with a stick! v.redd.it/s7xsv895ii281

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👤︎ u/Aftern

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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Primary Tower Idea: Stick Monkey

https://preview.redd.it/kluh653dnj881.jpg?width=2224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46982d9aac6b0174a64f16c4434ead601f5d945

Spiked Stick: Can pop through 2 layers of Bloon.

Machete Wielder: Hits all Bloons within the cutting edge.

Double-Edged Sword: Double attack speed, double the length and can pop through 1 more layer.

Samurai Training: Attacks 2x as fast.

Master Samurai: Gains 3 swords they can throw at a short range. Attacks 2x more fast

Faster Whacking: Attacks 1.5x as fast.

Even Faster Whacking: Attacks 2x as fast.

Bloon Impact: Gains additional damage to Ceramics and MOABs. Can also stun Bloons

Bloon Crush: Gains even more damage to Ceramics and MOABs. Blows can absolutely destroy Rainbows. SPECIAL ABILITY: 2x damage for 10 seconds.

MOAB Crush: Gains even more damage to MOABs. Special Ability: One-hit the nearest MOAB below a BAD.

Longer Stick: Stick is even longer, allowing for more Bloons to be popped at once.

Piercing Edge: Stick can pop through 2 layers and all Bloons within the cutting edge is popped.

Javelin Thrower: Thows a sharp Javelin that travels through 10 Bloons.

Javelin Master: Javelin pops through 3 layers of Bloon. SPECIAL ABILITY: Attacks super-fast for 5 seconds.

Javelin Paragon: Javelins have infinite pierce, Special Ability is doubled and Javelins can hone on Bloons.

INSPIRED by u/littleyo‘s Sword Monkey

Hand-drawn by me, except for the Bloon Crush upgrades & Samurai Training.

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👤︎ u/towersuggestions

📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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Wushu teacher demonstrates the speed of the monkey king swing stick or Ruyi Jingu Bang. v.redd.it/bo5jj3kzp0f71

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👤︎ u/deathakissaway

📅︎ Aug 02 2021

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Monkey hit lion with stick.

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👤︎ u/AlmightyAJ_MTV

📅︎ Nov 14 2021

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I repurposed these $1 monkey salt and pepper shakers into stick incense burners.

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👤︎ u/WeAreEvolving

📅︎ Sep 08 2021

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Does anyone know any places to get a good straight bo staff? I’m trying to learn monkey stick and I need a staff I can climb without breaking it. I am needing a straight one but all I seem to be finding are tapered ones.

I weight 180lbs, and I’m an ex gymnast who currently does Taekwondo. Thanks guys

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👤︎ u/GORYGEARS

📅︎ Oct 25 2021

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I returned to monkey after that stick. v.redd.it/mjxnnftphpa71

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👤︎ u/SHC_Squirtz

📅︎ Jul 12 2021

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Opinions on my monkey stick

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👤︎ u/nooseispog

📅︎ Sep 05 2021

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Doesn't this monkey look a lot like the monkey from the sfa arena? moreover his stick can get longer like in sfa and some of his skills are the same ? The vid of the charachter in comments. youtube.com/watch?v=nOMIw…

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👤︎ u/KillaReyiz

📅︎ Aug 21 2021

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Why monkeys stick so long

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👤︎ u/QinNymph

📅︎ Jul 09 2021

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Drunk monkeys with sticks

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👤︎ u/the123king-reddit

📅︎ May 20 2021

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Monkey brains stick together

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👤︎ u/Jazzlike-Ideal

📅︎ Feb 09 2021

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Lynx will eventually break monkeys pretty stick into two

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👤︎ u/No_Cookie196

📅︎ Jul 27 2021

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Big Lizard Thing vs Big Monkey w/ a Stick

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👤︎ u/sneakytrickster2994

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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After night 2 at electric factory 2013 in philly. I had a coconut string monkey on a bamboo stick up front that night. A beautiful 2 day run in the smallest venue I’ve see him throw down at. Wish those sets were recorded.

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👤︎ u/Dmoose808

📅︎ May 03 2021

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I think they should add Stick Monkey in BTDbattles 2 reddit.com/r/btd6/comment…

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👤︎ u/iamjuanit0

📅︎ Jul 01 2021

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This cover was magnetic to a 10 year me. The Patchwork Monkey short sticks with me still.

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👤︎ u/Harak_June

📅︎ Jul 17 2021

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Oooo a stick. Monkey brain likes stick. Shad also like stick. Monkey like Shad

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👤︎ u/Ukromorian

📅︎ May 03 2021

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Couple projects over the weekend, monkeys fist and straight lashed my walking stick. Both with Wilaire survivorcord reddit.com/gallery/owwkzi

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👤︎ u/vanimal420

📅︎ Aug 03 2021

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Is this the monkey hammer- red candle stick maker that can sell six months of world silver mining production into the futures markets in 20 minute to kill the price? (not actual guy)

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👤︎ u/1975xPro

📅︎ Jun 09 2021

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Donald Trump Sticks A Monkey Wrench In Joe Biden's Plan, Tells Republicans That They Better 'Think Twice' Before Voting In Favor Of Infrastructure Deal conservativebrief.com/don…

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👤︎ u/o_O-JBL

📅︎ Aug 08 2021

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Who would win a fight 1000 kids or one monkey with a stick that knows fighting art ?

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👤︎ u/usvei

📅︎ May 22 2021

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Donald Trump Sticks A Monkey Wrench In Joe Biden's Plan, Tells Republicans That They Better 'Think Twice' Before Voting In Favor Of Infrastructure Deal conservativebrief.com/don…

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👤︎ u/o_O-JBL

📅︎ Aug 08 2021

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These stick so much better. Than the blind monkey ones. And way less stem/vein. reddit.com/gallery/otyr2e

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👤︎ u/Homeboyfromhell

📅︎ Jul 29 2021

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Donald Trump Sticks A Monkey Wrench In Joe Biden's Plan, Tells Republicans That They Better 'Think Twice' Before Voting In Favor Of Infrastructure Deal conservativebrief.com/don…

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👤︎ u/o_O-JBL

📅︎ Aug 08 2021

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Quick guide for new monkeys -- try to follow and stick to it

Quick guide for new monkeys who want to fold (~~mine~~) banano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bsRJlKOU14

This video is A step by step with clear explanation Should be followed as it is

Only modification according to your machine and setup is to remove cpu for less heat and power consumption Only if you have a dedicated (external) GPU

Right click program icon in task bar then Advanced Control

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👤︎ u/Big_Leopard6786

📅︎ May 19 2021

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All the monkeys that stick their tongues out reddit.com/gallery/jhkbad

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👤︎ u/Trepach