It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
They’re the chip monks.
'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.
'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.
Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.
Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.
One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"
To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."
They commented: "He was bad at hiding, but he was great with his nun chucks"
She's nun the wiser!
While wandering around he bumps into a old man in robes cooking.
With a grin the drunk man asks “Are you the fish friar?”
“No brother” he replied “I’m the chip monk”
All nun essential staff are gone.
Deer Abbey.
I would tell you what goes on behind closed doors but it's nun of your business
"Old habits dye hard".
Because they have no attachments.
He slowly looked up at me, smiled warmly and responded "No sir, I am the chip monk."
Because only YOU can prevent florist friars.
Because it was already a none.
There's the fish friar and the chip monk.
Because he only had to give two monks notice.
He forgot his monk-key
Playing Carcassonne with my boyfriend and musing about the monks
He: "I wonder how much gay sex happens in monasteries?" Me: "Not nun."
The groan took a minute, but it definitely happened. Sorry, everybody. I know it's not that good.
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".
and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar'?" He replied "No, I'm the chip monk"
As I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips. I asked him if he was the friar. He replied "No, I'm the chip monk."
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips.
I asked him "Are you the friar"?
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk."
