Mockingbirds Puns

A list of puns related to "Mockingbirds"

What do you call 2,000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds.

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👤︎ u/ProfessorPi31415
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call a drunk Mexican Mockingbird?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/marcuccione
📅︎ Feb 13 2017
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What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

A hummingbird.

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👤︎ u/koNekterr
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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What’s an alcoholic’s favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/blond5
📅︎ May 06 2021
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What happens when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird

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👤︎ u/belizzb
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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What would a bar owned by an English teacher be called?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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👤︎ u/cabagges
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

My dad told me this a few months ago. And he loves to remind me of it every week. It is his dadiest dad joke. It makes him so happy and that makes me happy. Hope it made some of you smile!

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👤︎ u/lazybutterflywings
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What is an English Teacher’s favourite drink?

Tequila mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Which is the most sarcastic bird?

Mockingbird.

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👤︎ u/kaylicious17
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What is Harper Lee’s favorite kind of alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/ICanBeatYouAtFIFA
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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What is an alcholic's favorite book?

Taquila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/TehBlaze
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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Jose Cuervo and I were talking about his favorite book...

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/swash_mcbuckle
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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I have a bad habit of drinking while reading....

Just the other day, I finished Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Sarlot_the_Great
📅︎ Jun 16 2017
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Dadjoked my English teacher

Short story we're reading is about an alcoholic.

Teacher begins by saying: "Drink responsibly, I only drink on special occasions (jokingly)."

Me: "Is your favorite drink a Tequila Mockingbird?"

insert class groan

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👤︎ u/AGMarasco
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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Harper Lee apparently wrote a guide for cocktail mixing.

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/xujuk
📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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Thinking about opening a liquor/book store.

I'll call it "Tequila Mockingbird"

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👤︎ u/hsheridan531
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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Have you heard about the new book on drunk birds?

It's called tequila-mockingbird

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👤︎ u/coldspagheti
📅︎ Sep 08 2015
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Got my mom earlier

Me: What's for dinner?

Mom: Tequila Lime Chicken

Me: I'm guessing that's sort of like Tequila Mockingbird?

Mom: groan

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👤︎ u/jk01
📅︎ Apr 10 2014
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Dad joked my friends in Vegas

We were swapping stories while pregaming in our hotel room and my one buddy was telling me a story about how his room mate broke his tequila shotgun. One of my other buddies asked "what's a tequila shotgun?" And I replied, "it's what you use tequila mockingbird."

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👤︎ u/mtocz
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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Whats an alchoholics favourite book?

Tequila mockingbird

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👤︎ u/sp1cyicecream
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/erikaroshin
📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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What do you call the mixture of American literature and alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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👤︎ u/GedT1
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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What's an alcoholic's favourite book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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👤︎ u/ll14060
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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👤︎ u/mark30322
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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What's a Mexicans favourite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Datolite7
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/xobseoj
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/JRBX
📅︎ May 16 2019
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What is an alcoholic’s favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/3io4ehg
📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Lutheritrux
📅︎ Dec 30 2016
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What's an alcoholics favorite book?

Tequila mockingbird

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👤︎ u/SueDiscroded
📅︎ Nov 15 2017
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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Divexz
📅︎ Jun 21 2015
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What was the drunk man's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/TeemoTheOverlord
📅︎ Jan 16 2017
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