A list of puns related to "Ripley"
I finally battled my Damons.
With βa low haβ (aloha)!
5, but Jack should probably go see an urologist.
My daughter read the book "The Talented Mr. Ripley" in her English class. Then we watched the movie starring Matt Damon and Jude Law (who plays Dickie). My daughter kept telling me what's different in the movie compared to the book..like Dickie is a painter not a musician, etc. After she telling me a bunch of differences, I asked "In the book, does Jude Law play Dickie?"
"They just found an early draft to the film Alien.
Ash: I can't find the milk, Ellen.
Ripley: In space no-one can. Here, use cream."
Classic midnight text from dad.
While speaking with my dad about time he spent in college.
Me: "So what did you do in college? Sit around and drink beer?"
Dad: "We had a local ski hill that we could use."
Me: "So you skied a lot then?"
Dad: "No, ya see the ski hill faced south and always had the sun shining on it. Mt. Ripley didn't have a lot of snow, believe it or not!"
She said, βFinally! You are battling your Damons.β
She said, βItβs ok. You are just battling your Damons.β
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