Mockingbird Puns

A list of puns related to "Mockingbird"

What do you call 2,000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds.

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👤︎ u/ProfessorPi31415
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call a drunk Mexican Mockingbird?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/marcuccione
📅︎ Feb 13 2017
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

My dad told me this a few months ago. And he loves to remind me of it every week. It is his dadiest dad joke. It makes him so happy and that makes me happy. Hope it made some of you smile!

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👤︎ u/lazybutterflywings
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What is an English Teacher’s favourite drink?

Tequila mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Whats an alchoholics favourite book?

Tequila mockingbird

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👤︎ u/sp1cyicecream
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Which is the most sarcastic bird?

Mockingbird.

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👤︎ u/kaylicious17
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What is Harper Lee’s favorite kind of alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/ICanBeatYouAtFIFA
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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New weights and measures
  1. The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds17. 52 cards = 1 decacards18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin22. 10 rations = 1 decoration23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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What is an alcholic's favorite book?

Taquila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/TehBlaze
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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Jose Cuervo and I were talking about his favorite book...

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/swash_mcbuckle
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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I have a bad habit of drinking while reading....

Just the other day, I finished Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Sarlot_the_Great
📅︎ Jun 16 2017
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Dadjoked my English teacher

Short story we're reading is about an alcoholic.

Teacher begins by saying: "Drink responsibly, I only drink on special occasions (jokingly)."

Me: "Is your favorite drink a Tequila Mockingbird?"

insert class groan

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👤︎ u/AGMarasco
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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Thinking about opening a liquor/book store.

I'll call it "Tequila Mockingbird"

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👤︎ u/hsheridan531
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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Have you heard about the new book on drunk birds?

It's called tequila-mockingbird

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👤︎ u/coldspagheti
📅︎ Sep 08 2015
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Got my mom earlier

Me: What's for dinner?

Mom: Tequila Lime Chicken

Me: I'm guessing that's sort of like Tequila Mockingbird?

Mom: groan

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👤︎ u/jk01
📅︎ Apr 10 2014
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Dad joked my friends in Vegas

We were swapping stories while pregaming in our hotel room and my one buddy was telling me a story about how his room mate broke his tequila shotgun. One of my other buddies asked "what's a tequila shotgun?" And I replied, "it's what you use tequila mockingbird."

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👤︎ u/mtocz
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/erikaroshin
📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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What do you call the mixture of American literature and alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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👤︎ u/GedT1
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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What's an alcoholic's favourite book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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👤︎ u/ll14060
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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👤︎ u/mark30322
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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What's a Mexicans favourite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Datolite7
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/xobseoj
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/JRBX
📅︎ May 16 2019
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What is an alcoholic’s favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/3io4ehg
📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Lutheritrux
📅︎ Dec 30 2016
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What's an alcoholics favorite book?

Tequila mockingbird

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👤︎ u/SueDiscroded
📅︎ Nov 15 2017
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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/Divexz
📅︎ Jun 21 2015
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What was the drunk man's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/TeemoTheOverlord
📅︎ Jan 16 2017
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