Mizo People Puns

If ONE thing gives me hope; its that there are people who unselfishly love Takemichi as much as he strives unselfishly for them and that's Mizo Mid. They adore him and have NEVER once blamed him; even when they found out Masaru lied and they became targets of Kiyomasa's bullying. They always followed him; fighting as much as they could. If not for them; I don't think Draken or Michi would have survived. They entered Toman for him; were ALWAYS by his side as they realized Takemichi had changed and has become a true leader.

When the war with Tenjiku happened; I still remember how Akkun said "I'm with you Takemichi; I've ALWAYS been with you!". They were the first to see him for who really is; a true hero; a true leader. Even in high school; they still continue to adore him. One thing I was shocked by the most was when Takemichi returned to the future after Valhalla; they were STILL there under him. Even in the bleakest of futures; they never left his side.

I REALLY hope Mizo Mid visit him or something in 235 because from a pure storytelling perspective; that seems like the most ideal. WHENEVER he was at his lowest; the four have been there for him. and from the reader's perspective; that truly would be the heartwarming change we need.

https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/mizos-laud-people-of-bihar-for-kindness-to-train-passengers/article31715019.ece

We need more uplifiting news in this time of gloom and doom.

It's tiring smh, shut up brain

For the TL;DRs: suck it up. If I was good at YouTubing/Twitching, I'd do it there. But as it stands, I like to do things in written form and like to read rather than watch in many cases.

So, since the main thread is really cluttered up and wanted to give more than a yay/nay reaction, decided to do a text-by-text breakdown of the patch.

Now, since this will be a bit of a critique thread (I do hate nerfs, and it's well known that human beings have loss aversion), I'm going to start off by saying:

"Holy shit, ever since PSulli has come back, communication has been so much more amazing and DWD's done a great job."

So, even if I might have bones to pick with this patch, I wanted to first preface by saying that it's so awesome that PSulli is back, that DWD's more communicative, and that it feels like it's day and night from before PSulli came back. DWD has been so much more awesome (nerf patches aside) since he came back.

So, for starters:

This patch really reminds me of the Stonescar/Combrei nerf patch after the last throne ECQ that felt fairly reactionary. Or the one that nerfed Sicaria before then after Boxer took it down with Even Feln. Generally, I dislike the idea of "balance by nerf" in throne, as I feel like removing strong factional mechanics/signposts (E.G. Felrauk, HotV, too much in Rakano to list, Hurler + Xo in Skycrag (sort of) etc.) homogenizes the game too much.

Generally, I really wish DWD focused more on the why players run certain cards that may be too omnipresent and create more options to access those play patterns so people wouldn't be compelled to play only a select few decks or cards. E.G. "people play Xo + hurler all the time for free cardboard. Cool, let's revisit echo/fate and give players more options to do things in that direction" or "people play HotV in Praxis style strategies, cool, let's give them more choices for value bombs"). Is that power creep? Sure. But I do think throne should be the place to do cool, novel, sometimes busted (depending on draw) things, rather than it just being the same creature basher that expedition is, albeit with better cards.

In any case, let's go:

> Jotun Hurler – Now 4/4 with “Summon: Create and draw two Snowballs.” (was 3/3 with “Fate: Create and draw a Snowball”)

So, I think this basically deletes Jotun Hurler. Drop him turn 5, get to snowball an X/1 on...turn 6. So, that's useless because that Kira deck leveled Icaria and Kira by then already, that red aggro deck with t1 oni

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

hey guys. long story short, i was bored looking for new stuff and did this. feel free to suggest corrections, everything was made based in yt/soundcloud comments.

which one is your favorite mix? 2010 was the first one i heard, so i like it a bit more

essential mix 2005 | bbc radio 1

*Pendulum - Blood Sugar
**Pendulum ft. $pyda - The Program
Coldcut - Everything Is Under Control (The Qemists Remix)
Gridlok - Hard As Fuck
Muffler - The Iron Tune
Chase & Status - The Druids
TC ft. Jakes - Deep D-STYLE
Pendulum - Vault (VIP) 31
**Tactile - Posers
*Pendulum - The Terminal (Essential Mix Version)
Gridlok - Fifth Dimension
Andy C & Shimon - Night Flight
Micky Finn & Majistrate - Killing Game
Bcee & Lomax - Can't Say No (Cyantific Remix)
**Billy Corgan - The Camera Eye
Baron - At The Drive In
**Zinc & Jenna G - Don't Bury
Pendulum ft. TC & MC Fats - Plastic World (Essential Mix Version)
DJ Fresh ft. Pendulum & MC Fats - Babylon Rising
DJ Zinc - Stepping Stones (Friction Remix)
**Future Prophecies - Control The Beast
Friction - Let Loose (TC Remix)
**DJ Hazard - Use Ur Brain
State Of Mind - Hold Down
**DJ Vapour - Jazzamatazz
Noisia - Brainstitch
The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) XL
TC - Robots
Sub Focus - Citizen Kane
Pendulum ft. The Freestylers - Fasten Your Seatbelt (1992 Edit)
Alter Ego - Rocker (Christian J Remix) 
Hustle Athletics - Fearless Funk
Ragga Twins - Ready For This
Plump DJs - Bullet Train
Freestylers ft. Pendulum - Painkiller
**Roughcut Flex - Nemesis
Digital Nation - Aisle 13
**Hochi & Infiltrata - Hit 'Em Hard
**Evol Intent & Mayhem & Thinktank - Broken Sword
*Chase & Status ft. Capleton - Duppy Man (VIP)
Shy FX & T Power - Feelings
Pendulum - Slam (Before The Tantrum Mix)
Pendulum - Slam (Essential Mix Version)
ShockOne – The Riddler
DJ Fresh - The Immortal
Pendulum - Girl In The Fire (Essential Mix Version)
**Sin & Muffler - Bad Bwoy Sound
Ed Rush & Optical - Flute
DJ Hype - Look To The Future (TC Remix)
Psidream - Cypher
**Unknown Error - Struggle
Baron - Decade
**Pendulum - Still Grey
**Tactile - Changing Slowly
*Pendulum - Hold Your Colour (Essential Mix Version)

* Mis

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

> Fear me! Worship me! If you do, I shall at least spare your lives! ...Or to put it bluntly, leave or surrender! As you can see, I am very powerful!

Nitocris was a magical pharaoh who held power in the 22nd century BC. After her brothers were killed by conspirators who did not believe in the gods' path, Nitocris invited them to a banquet, sealed the hall, and flooded the room with the sluice of the Nile. She promptly killed herself afterwards, forgoing the usual preparations pharaohs took for the Underworld.

In the Camelot Singularity, Nitocris served the mightiest of pharaohs, Ramesses II, more commonly known as Ozymandias, in his Pyramid of the Sun. The two Egyptian rulers stood fast against the White City of Camelot and its bloody policies, and eventually joined Ritsuka Fujimaru's war against the Lion King.

Thanks to u/Cleverly_Clearly and u/Wapulatus for helping go through material. Thanks to u/virlex15 for providing Grand Order profile scans.

#Key

#Skill

Class Skills

Territory Creation (A): One can create a “Workshop”, which is an advantageous position for themselves as a mage. Because Nitocris possesses Rank A in this, it is possible to create a “Temple”, which is superior to a “Workshop”.

Tool Creation (B+): One can create devices tinged with Magical Energy. Nitocris is restricted in that she can only produce things related to Egyptian Magecraft. Many of the devices and tools manufactured with Modern Magecraft, such as golems, homunculi and miracle drugs, are objects that even resemble the ones in Egyptian Magecraft, but the ones in Egyptian Magecraft are also by far more specialized in its versatility, and the color of its magic is darker. Because of this Skill, the devices and tools created by Nitocris always have holy inscriptions engraved on them.

• Can make a charm that repels death once^GO
• Reinforced the Shadow Border's Bounded Field armor along with Paracelsus and Da Vinci to the point it's as durable as divine iron^GO
• Summons mummies^GO
• [Summons a hieroglyphic

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!