Mizo Language Puns

I know there are many tribes in Mizo (as well as in all states of north east). So what language does Youtubers or common people speak, if they want to address all the diffrent tribe people. (Except English and Hindi).

I have spoken to a linguist here and he says it seems to be Hmar language, but could also be Mizo. If this sentence means something vulgar or offensive i'm truly sorry and will immediately delete it after it has been translated. Any help would be appreciated.

My brother's girlfriend speaks the Mizo language, and I'm meeting her for the first time Wednesday! (They live in Michigan and we're going up for Thanksgiving)

I really want to be able to say, "Nice to meet you." , "Thank you!" "Yes" and "No" to her. She speaks English, but I have always been the kind of person that likes to know how to talk to people in their native tongue. :)

If anyone who knows the language could write out the phrases and, more importantly, how to pronounce it? I would greatly appreciate it!

Hi, I’m a Punjabi and my girlfriend is a Christian from Mizoram . She invited me to celebrate Christmas with her family and to introduce me to them and it’s my first time meeting her family and her parents and I don’t know how to greet or what gift to bring to their house . I want to be informed about Mizo greetings and what not to do ,to avoid doing something offensive or disrespectful to them. Google isn’t helping much in this case

> Fear me! Worship me! If you do, I shall at least spare your lives! ...Or to put it bluntly, leave or surrender! As you can see, I am very powerful!

Nitocris was a magical pharaoh who held power in the 22nd century BC. After her brothers were killed by conspirators who did not believe in the gods' path, Nitocris invited them to a banquet, sealed the hall, and flooded the room with the sluice of the Nile. She promptly killed herself afterwards, forgoing the usual preparations pharaohs took for the Underworld.

In the Camelot Singularity, Nitocris served the mightiest of pharaohs, Ramesses II, more commonly known as Ozymandias, in his Pyramid of the Sun. The two Egyptian rulers stood fast against the White City of Camelot and its bloody policies, and eventually joined Ritsuka Fujimaru's war against the Lion King.

Thanks to u/Cleverly_Clearly and u/Wapulatus for helping go through material. Thanks to u/virlex15 for providing Grand Order profile scans.

#Key

#Skill

Class Skills

Territory Creation (A): One can create a “Workshop”, which is an advantageous position for themselves as a mage. Because Nitocris possesses Rank A in this, it is possible to create a “Temple”, which is superior to a “Workshop”.

Tool Creation (B+): One can create devices tinged with Magical Energy. Nitocris is restricted in that she can only produce things related to Egyptian Magecraft. Many of the devices and tools manufactured with Modern Magecraft, such as golems, homunculi and miracle drugs, are objects that even resemble the ones in Egyptian Magecraft, but the ones in Egyptian Magecraft are also by far more specialized in its versatility, and the color of its magic is darker. Because of this Skill, the devices and tools created by Nitocris always have holy inscriptions engraved on them.

• Can make a charm that repels death once^GO
• Reinforced the Shadow Border's Bounded Field armor along with Paracelsus and Da Vinci to the point it's as durable as divine iron^GO
• Summons mummies^GO
• [Summons a hieroglyphic

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.