I met my would be wife in the middle of a flight when there was a ticket mix up that seated me next to her instead of with my friends.

It ended up being a blessing in da skies.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ilikesidehugs
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Did you hear about that new Martini with Velveeta cheese mixed in?

Bartenders are calling it a Kraft cocktail

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/king_rootin_tootin
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My wife insists on dipping her pigs in a blanket into both the Ketchup and the Mustard, when everyone knows you aren't supposed to mix sauces...

She mustup a perfectly good snack!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ZealousHippo
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20 2022
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I work in a kitchen, and the other day i was thinking about stealing a mixing utensil.

I might get fired, but it's a whisk i'm willing to take.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MistakesTasteGreat
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I never knew you could make breakfast just by mixing up elements in the periodic table.

I'm currently having CoFFee and BaNaNa

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/No-Suggestion-9504
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What do you call edibles and laxatives mixed in a bowl

Relaxitives

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/breadsexual-dood
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Coffee Got Back
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Solfatari
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Someone snuck into a bullfighting arena last night, and mixed explosives into all the food in the stables.

The events that followed were a-bomb-in-a-bull

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chirstain
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Why did the baker throw in a dozen lemons to his bread mix?

He wanted to make sour dough.

What did Homer Simpson say when he tried a slice of it?

This is sour, doh!

Source: Bread Jokes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bmantis311
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So last week i got myself in a bit of trouble when i mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SlaaneshiRose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Now everyoneโ€™s head Shakespeare, but I grew up in a sanitarium so I think the versions got mixed up

I always learned it this way: โ€œTB or not TB That is the congestion Consumption be done about it? Of cough of coughโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mindful_dodger
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Lion walks into a bar and orders a drink.

An hour later, the bartender returns with his pint of beer.

Lion: What took you so long?!

Bartender: Look, you are not the only customer in here. Who do you think you are, the king of the jungle?

Enraged, the lion gobbled her up and proceeded to down his beer before leaving. He was found dead not too far from the bar.

Cause of death was later determined that the lion mixed his alcohol with the bar bitch he ate.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jhn714
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Toy Story

What's a mix of Viagra and alcohol have in common with Toy Story?You get a buzz and a woody.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YourOverLordisME
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This is a literal Dad joke from my dad

My dad was a wrestling coach at a high school. At an end of season victory party at the gym, he was mixing a punch bowl with ice in the bathroom (no kitchen there) and came out carrying it. Everyone started laughing like he pissed in it since it was the bathroom and he said, "Yeah, the ice cubes were the hardest part!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stanfan114
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Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun, and one brought nothing but a few cough drops.

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.

Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.

As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.

They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.

Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?

They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.

"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".

They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.

But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.

The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.

And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!

Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?

"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"

In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FancyAlligator
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What do you get when you mix alcohol with pressure in a small space?

BARFITE

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/arc-ion
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Astronauts mix cement in space for the first time, paving the way for future space colonies. astronomy.com/news/2019/0โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ghhuy
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I mixed up two letters in my Dad joke.

And now my whole post is urined.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Milton Jones - "My other grandfather died after falling in a bowl of fruit cake mix, sounds unlikely but you see..."

"...under the surface are very strong currants."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dghughes
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What does an older gentleman and not mixing your food enough have in common

They are both mis-stirs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BigDCanuck
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โ€ชAn evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. Itโ€™s like they say:

Not all heroes snare crepes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/atruthtellingliar
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Pig, Horse, and Cow meet in college.

Pig plays the drums, Horse sings, and Cow plays the guitar. Theyโ€™re all exceptionally talented, and form a band, supplementing other spots from around the city. They play local dives, some free shows in the park, and they begin to get some traction. Pig suggests they record an album, and they send demos all over. One label is willing to give them a shot, and they open for a B List name on their tour. During the tour, they amass millions of fans, and by the time they record their first major studio album, they have a following so big that 3 of their songs top the charts. They soon find themselves headlining their own tour, as well as every major music festival.

The three friends are over the moon with their success. Never in their wildest dreams did they believe theyโ€™d find themselves rubbing shoulders with music greats. It doesnโ€™t come without its downsides, though. Pig has turned to coke and pills to help him get through the long nights. Horse loves the party side of his new life, and his band mates often hide bottles from him when theyโ€™re not dragging him, drunk, to his bed. Cow is sad. Watching his friends fall apart, he misses being home and when things were more simple. Keeping his friends in line and covering for them is taking a toll on his own health.

After a year and a half on the road, the band is in the studio attempting to record their second album. Horse is fast asleep, drooling on the mixing board, hungover from the night before. Pig hasnโ€™t even shown up. Cow has a breakdown, and shakes Horse awake. โ€œIโ€™m done. I canโ€™t do this anymore.โ€ Horse waves him off, and falls back asleep. Cow packs up his guitar and buys a one-way ticket home.

A few days later, Pig is all over the news. Heโ€™s in jail for possession. Cow watches the news and shakes his head. He knew it was a sinking ship. Horse hears the news from their manager, who is also calling to tell him that he quit. He wakes up to the phone call, and texts Cow, pleading to have a conversation. Radio silence. Horse stumbles out of bed and heads for his favorite pub. He canโ€™t believe that heโ€™s down two friends, that the band has split up, and his life is in shambles. He sits at the bar. โ€œIโ€™ll have my usual,โ€ he says. The bartender leans over to hand Horse a whiskey. โ€œHey buddy, why the long face?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/itMetheBigT
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People who mix up entomology and etymology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
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A Joke I came across in the sub-Reddit of the city of Bengaluru

So there was this conductor who was part of a bus route that went through silk board every morning. So one day he sees this guy running towards the bus screaming at the conductor to stop the bus but the conductor doesn't feel like it, and the guy slips while running, is hit by a car and dies.

As a punishment for his sin, a bolt of lightning hits the conductor but he escapes unscathed.

A week later he sees another guy run towards the same bus and because of his remorse stops the bus, so that another accident doesn't occur. The guy gets on but soon collapses due to a heart attack and dies. Due to a mix up in hell, a bolt of lightning strikes the conductor again and this time he dies instantaneously.

How is this possible?

It's cause he was a bad conductor the first time, and a good conductor the second time.

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As my friend Richard sat at my dining room table, I went to the kitchen and poured him a glass of milk and mixed in some brown powder from the yellow box in the pantry. That is how...

...I got Rich Quick.

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If I'm walking in a trail and I dropped my trail mix, would it now be called trail remix?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vulture_87
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Anatomy Related Joke

For a bit of context, in human anatomy the chin is referred to as โ€œmentalโ€ which is why the area below the chin is considered โ€œsub mental.โ€

So I am in Anatomy Lab which is being held on Zoom due to Covid, and this is our last lab session for the semester before we transition to Neuro Lab for the remainder of the semester.

So all of my anatomy professors are present and the professor asks โ€œAre there any questions before we begin?โ€

me bursting at the seams with this joke Iโ€™ve been sitting on for 2 weeks

โ€œYes Professor I wanted to ask, is your chin okay?โ€ โ€œMyโ€ฆmy chin?โ€ โ€œYea, I was told that if you care about someone, you should check on their mental health, you know?โ€ cue the professors all slowly getting the joke before they all start laughing out loud

I got a mix of groans from fellow classmates and praise from professors for being clever. My professor asked where my kid was, as this was a textbook dad joke.

I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as my professors did. It was a golden opportunity that I couldnโ€™t pass up.

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I did it, my first real dad joke..

today while carrying our child(10m) in a bodycarrier at a Viking fair, a shop owner asked if I was using one of thoes new 3d printed shirts, and right there I knew it was my time to shine

I said." while yes, it takes about 9 months to print."

the look on his face was priceless, took a few revolutions but then he just look a bit defeated..

GF's look was a mix of headshaking and laughter...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/danishaussie
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Can I get a half pint of Delerium Noรซl please?

So, a Deerium then?

(I work in a pub, I've been using this joke all day with mixed responses)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/misterash1984
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We need help naming some murderous cats.

We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyoneโ€™s advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.

We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think itโ€™s a boy and girl but I donโ€™t actually know. We pick them up next week.

We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.

So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.

We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sveil96
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I was mixing concrete with a friend one day

I said to him that we should put something in the mix that meant a lot to us.

He asked why so I said "it'll be cement-amental"

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Couple of my recent good ones

Was at my gf's house hanging out, drinking beers, watching tv, pizza in the oven, no kids, everything was just perfection. So the oven timer goes off and she gets up off the couch and goes to open the front door and I say "Babe, it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno." I can't remember what she threw at me.

More recently at her house, kids are eating at the table and the dog is in hover mode staring at their food. So she calls the dog and tells her to leave the boys alone when they're eating and is shaking a fist at her. So I said "Careful, she's a boxer." One kid spit out his food laughing. (Dog is a bulldog/boxer mix)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/o_4foxsake
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I heard that sweetened milk and egg yolks are getting a divorce

Apparently they're mixed up in a custardy battle

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I used to be a DJ at Stonehenge

But I no longer mix in that circle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/viky_boy
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Home Depot checkout line is as good a place as any for a dad joke

I needed to run to Home Depot just a little while ago, and my eight year old son has been driving my wife insane, so he was sent with me. He asked a hundred questions about what tool does what and why I needed this or that. Despite my distracted supervision, he surely mixed up several loose nuts and bolts.

At the exit of the self checkout line, there's a massive gumball machine that holds massive gumballs. I rarely carry change, so he's out of luck.

Sonny Boy: Dad, can I have a quarter?

Me (checking out): Nope. Don't have one.

Sonny Boy: You don't have any cents?

Me: If I had any cents, I'd have left you at home tonight.

No, he didn't get it, and I'm shocked he set it up so well by saying cents. But, the dude in the line next to me let out a solid guffaw. We made the satisfying, knowing eye contact of two dad joke aficionados. I'm glad someone else heard it.

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My Vietnamese driver told me several riddles yesterday, do you know what they were?

First off a six-parter

  1. If there are 500 rocks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left? A: 499
  2. How do you get an elephant into a fridge? This is a three part process A: open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
  3. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? This is a four part process A: open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
  4. All the animals go to heaven for a meeting, but one can't come, why not? A: the giraffe, it's in the fridge.
  5. A weak old lady has to cross a river full of alligators, how does she get across? A: the alligators are at the meeting in heaven.
  6. As soon as the old lady gets across the river she dies, how? A: the rock fell on her head.

No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?

A: he was wearing a naval uniform.

Anyone know similar nonsense?

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Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun and one brought some cough drops

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.

Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.

As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.

They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.

Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?

They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.

"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".

They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.

But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.

The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.

And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!

Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?

"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"

In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
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Three boys go into a haunted house

They snuck from their beds in the middle of the night and met in the gloomy darkness in front of the house, shivering in the cold.

The first boy said in a loud whisper, "You guys bring anything?" He slid a gun out of his pocket. The second boy nodded and revealed a knife. The third boy pulled out a flashlight.

"You didn't bring a weapon?" the first boy asked. He shrugged and replied, "Sorry". And as if to prove it, he turned his pockets out to show nothing but stray lint and a pack of cough drops.

They crept in. The door shut behind them. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. The flash light clicked on. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.

Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.

As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door on the other side, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a dead body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.

They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They found a fully set, ornate dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal goblets, pitchers and silverware adorned the table. Spiders crept over ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.

Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?

They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.

"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".

They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.

But the third said confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.

The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hel

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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