A list of puns related to "Misconceptions"
It was an Apollocheese
He said, "Hey man, I'm not a big fan."
I make Mr takes, have Mr conceptions and always Mr understand.
Because they are shellfish.
I opened the refrigerator the other morning for some orange juice but we were out. I loudly complained, "We're out of orange juice. The OJ Fairy is not doing her job!"
My daughter responded, "You're operating under a misconception. The OJ Fairy's job was to get him acquitted. She did that and now she's retired."
But they just end up being sluggish.
Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.
None. They only make left turns.
Edit: ...does it *take to screw in a lightbulb
But it was a misconception
It's not R; that is a common misconception about pirates. Like all sailors, their true love is the C.
I found articles saying it was actually a very popular misconception.
It's actually a common misconception.
Girlfriend: "Do I need antibiotics for this cold?"
Her dad: "Antibiotics for a cold is a common misconception"
...
Her dad: "Like you would be if you gave me grandchildren"
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