Did you know NASA sent cheddar to the moon to say sorry for all the misconceptions?

It was an Apollocheese

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👤︎ u/Elon___
📅︎ Mar 28 2022
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I asked my friend the windmill how he felt about common misconceptions....

He said, "Hey man, I'm not a big fan."

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👤︎ u/POPSKI2020
📅︎ May 24 2021
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As a man, I do not make mistakes, I have no misconceptions and I never misunderstand.

I make Mr takes, have Mr conceptions and always Mr understand.

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Why does Sean Connery have the misconception that crustaceans are egocentric?

Because they are shellfish.

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👤︎ u/Blan_Uator
📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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Daughter joke. (but in the true spirit of a dad joke)

I opened the refrigerator the other morning for some orange juice but we were out. I loudly complained, "We're out of orange juice. The OJ Fairy is not doing her job!"

My daughter responded, "You're operating under a misconception. The OJ Fairy's job was to get him acquitted. She did that and now she's retired."

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👤︎ u/ArkayLeigh
📅︎ May 11 2022
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People have a misconception that if you take the shell off snails, it will go faster...

But they just end up being sluggish.

Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.

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the sound of drinking! imgur.com/vejnt
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👤︎ u/bleekicker
📅︎ Nov 06 2012
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How many nascar drivers does it to screw in a light bulb?

None. They only make left turns.

Edit: ...does it *take to screw in a lightbulb

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👤︎ u/nd2819
📅︎ Apr 21 2016
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I thought I was going to be a dad

But it was a misconception

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

It's not R; that is a common misconception about pirates. Like all sailors, their true love is the C.

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I don't get why people say "pulling out" is ineffective?

I found articles saying it was actually a very popular misconception.

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📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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Some people believe that miscarriages are very rare

It's actually a common misconception.

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📅︎ Sep 09 2017
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Girlfriend's dad keeps hinting about grandchildren...

Girlfriend: "Do I need antibiotics for this cold?"

Her dad: "Antibiotics for a cold is a common misconception"

...

Her dad: "Like you would be if you gave me grandchildren"

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👤︎ u/heyhodadio
📅︎ Nov 27 2015
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