Misconception Puns

But they just end up being sluggish.

Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.

But it was a misconception

None. They only make left turns.

Edit: ...does it *take to screw in a lightbulb

It's not R; that is a common misconception about pirates. Like all sailors, their true love is the C.

I found articles saying it was actually a very popular misconception.

It's actually a common misconception.

Girlfriend: "Do I need antibiotics for this cold?"

Her dad: "Antibiotics for a cold is a common misconception"

...

Her dad: "Like you would be if you gave me grandchildren"