Premature ejaculation is a real shortcoming to have.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timedoutsob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Pun appreciation because the guy I’m seeing is too slow to get it

him: ugh I wish you could squirt

me: wtf I don’t call out all your flaws so don’t call out my short cummings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeMissKeesha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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My girlfriend knows I have premature ejaculation

But she accepts my shortcomings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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My dad hit me with this one today.

I'd been talking with my dad yesterday about the new MacBook, generally making fun of its shortcomings. This morning I got an email from him linking me to this article. Having seen it earlier, I told him "I saw the article this morning! I will continue to not buy anything Apple."

His response: "Yeah, I miss Royal Galas, though."


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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobilisUltima
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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I was proud of this one I used today...

My son, who's 8 was making some tea and unloading the dishwasher. I offered to help him pour the boiling water from the teapot and he said, "I just wanted to do it by myself."

I replied with "Well, you can put up the dishes by yourself."

He pointed to a bowl on the counter and said, "Well you can put that up by yourself."

I said, "You wanted to do things by yourself, why don't you find a way?"

He said, "I can't! I'm not tall enough!!"

To which I replied, "Hmmm ... sounds like you're still faced with a lot of shortcomings."

Lame, I know, but it still made me chuckle, and that, in the end, is all that really matters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinner_vip
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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