It was a complete, udder failure.
But in Europe my milkshake brings all the boys to the meter
This is ledge 'n' dairy.
A milk-shook.
I always thought Butterscotch was the best part.
When I complained, the server replied “what’s the matter? You said you wanted your straw buried.”
It was ledge’n’dairy.
A milkshake
Tell the cow a scary story.
Fast food
We called her milkshake
Little Seizures.
Get your free cone!!!
Seizure Salad!
Mommy: No. milkshakes are not for breakfast.
Me: I’ll give you milkshakes for breakfast!
Mommy: why would you offer him that?
4 y/o bounds into the kitchen, excited for milkshakes.
Me: here’s a cup of milk. And here’s some shakes! (Gently shakes 4 y/o)
Groans all around.
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO MAKE...
Sorry for the dumb joke, thought you'd like it. I thought it was worth the whisk.
Otherwise, they might have to work on sundaes.
Having lunch and milkshakes with the family
Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.
Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom
Groans all round
An angry cow.
(you thought I'll say milkshake. Didn't you?)
You'll need the milk first
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias.
I guess he is less of a Jews guy
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo momma!
Udder chaos
Then I realized - my milkshake literally brought a boy to the yard.
Beef Jerky
1.) A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘Uno, dos…” and poof! He disappeared without a tres.
2.) I use mucho with my Spanish friends.... it means a lot to them.
3.) Q. Why does Michael J Fox make the finest milkshakes? A. He uses the finest ingredients
4.) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
5.) People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
6.) Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
7.) I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
8.) Q. What’s brown and sticky? A. A stick
9.) Q. What’s slippery and a foot long A. A slipper
I’ve got more but I don’t want this post to be too long so I’ll leave it at that. If I get enough upvotes I’ll call up my stepdad for more. Let me know which are you’re favourites.
She gives me milkshakes…
"Poof, you're a milkshake!" EVERY TIME
So we were on our way back from the grocery store, with our groceries bagged in the back of the car.
As my father drove, we hit a bump, causing our jug of milk to tumble about, the man sounding a soft grunt of frustration.
"The milk is ruined! ...we're going to have to use milkshakes now," my sister joked.
A few seconds passed, and my father simply stated, "It is a milkshake now."
Wow this is ledge ‘n dairy
A milkshake
A milkshake
A Milkshake!
A milkshake
