A list of puns related to "Milkshaking"
I guess he is less of a Jews guy
Wow this is ledge βn dairy
He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.
Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show
Mommy: No. milkshakes are not for breakfast.
Me: Iβll give you milkshakes for breakfast!
Mommy: why would you offer him that?
4 y/o bounds into the kitchen, excited for milkshakes.
Me: hereβs a cup of milk. And hereβs some shakes! (Gently shakes 4 y/o)
Groans all around.
A milkshake
Having lunch and milkshakes with the family
Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.
Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom
Groans all round
I can make a mean milkshake, but the cow weren't happy!
Under the current guidelines your milkshake is only permitted to bring 9 boys to the yard, max.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn
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So we were on our way back from the grocery store, with our groceries bagged in the back of the car.
As my father drove, we hit a bump, causing our jug of milk to tumble about, the man sounding a soft grunt of frustration.
"The milk is ruined! ...we're going to have to use milkshakes now," my sister joked.
A few seconds passed, and my father simply stated, "It is a milkshake now."
Milkshakes
A milkshake
Girlfriend is breastfeeding baby delatches to say hi to dada
Hey Banana want a milkshake?
shakes moms boobs
10/10 Best Dad Joke of my life.
I said because she wants a milkshake. Nobody laughed.
Beef jerky!
;)
My joke was, "What do you call a cow that moves around too much?" The punchline was supposed to be, "A milkshake!"
The 4 year old's answer is, "A Moooooooooooo-ver!"
That was actually a better joke than mine...
Milkshakes.
He will do three things. Guaranteed.
Pick up a bottle of milk and shake it, asking if we want milkshake.
Go up to a young teenager stacking shelves and ask for whatever they're currently restocking on the shelves and watch as they scratch their heads and look around only to hold out the item with a dumb look on their face (which surprisingly happens almost every time)
Will get a bottle of water from the shelf and hold it high with one hand and drop it, catch it with his other hand then say "did you see that?! It was a beautiful waterfall!!!"
Obviously a hearty dad-chuckle follows each of these actions.
My family went to an ice cream place last night particularly known for their milkshakes. It was our turn to order.
Mom: I will have a chocolate shake please.
My sister: I'll have a chocolate shake, too.
Me: I'll have a vanilla shake.
My dad: And I will have a handshake. Sticks out hand towards employee
I love my dad.
So I'm taking a shower and she "accidentally" busted ass in the bathroom. Hot shower + smelly fart = not a good time. Fast forward to right before bed time and I make fun of her for what she did. She says "youre the one that got me a milkshake. You know what happens when I have dairy."
Me: Yes, clearly it comes out of your derriere.. I laughed and she said if she wasn't half asleep she would have laughed harder.
Sister: Did you know that Mcdonalds milkshakes aren't actually made from milk, they're made from whey.
Dad: No whey!
a Milkshake
"Poof, you're a milkshake!" EVERY TIME
Milkshake
The Milkshake!
A Milkshake
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call it when a cow jumps on a trampoline? Milkshake
That cow then jumped over a barbed wire fence. It was udder devastation.
I know, I really milked it.
The milkshake
A Milkshake
Me: How do you make a milkshake?
Dad: Tell it a scary story!
Felt like a dad when she asked for a milkshake and I walked in with a gallon of milk and said "how shaken do you want it?"
So I was laying in bed feeding my 2 week old son. My dog was leaning against me and started itching a scratch, causing my son and I to vibrate. In other words, my son had his first milkshake.
Friend: "Dad, can I have a milkshake?"
Friend's dad: "NO! You'll bring boys to the yard..."
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