Milkshake (song) Puns

I used to listen to it with my mom 😨

In the song titled "Milkshake" by Kelis, she exclaims how all the boys show up in her yard for milkshakes which claim to be better than mine. Not only is this self entitlement, but she doesn't give any valid reasons as to why her milkshakes are better. According to the lyrics of this boastful chant, she is willing to offer lessons for making such a milkshake but for a price. Could that mean that the ingredients used to make this milkshake cost more than the labelled price and instead of increasing it to maintain profit, she gives lessons on how to make such a milkshake in order to compensate for her lack of total earnings? Is she that desperate to keep the ALL the boys in her yard!? A low price in exchange for a higher consumer rate, and yet she claims that her milkshakes are better than mine. What if she were to increase the prices, will all the boys still head to the yard cause the milkshake is THAT good?? She even says that her milkshake making techniques "drive the guys crazy" and "freak these boys". It's unbelievable how one's milkshakes can be judged simply by how it's prepared. I highly believe that my milkshakes are capable of bringing all the people to the yard with hard work and reasonable prices. I'm assured that one day, I will be capable of creating ultimate milkshake which brings not only boys, but also girls to my yard. Let not one sex judge and conclude without having to hear from the other. And from there, it will bring equality and fairness into this competition of milkshakes. With that, I conclude that her milkshakes are not better than mine just because it brings all the boys to the yard.

Seriously i don't think anyone that is a fan of syntopop/80s inspired songs in kpop doesn't love these 2 tracks.

Oh my mistake gets a lot of appreciation but i think Milkshake is often forgotten despite the songs being released a month between each other.

Both songs are sung in slightly bratty voices(giving Babyface a run for it's money) and Oh my mistake has some of my favourite lyrics in kpop bcs of how unbashed it is.

These 2 songs and Ladida really deserve all the praise they get.

Hope this fits here.

I used to work at popular ice cream shop and didn't mind hooking a customer up if they asked nicely. It was the customers that were rude, snappy, and demanding that I didn't care for. But, they're the customer and I was providing a service.

While this isn't specifically aimed towards one customer, I loved when they demanded (for example) "I want a milkshake and you better make it right!" because that's what exactly what I did, to the very last detail. I pulled out the recipe book and read each step outloud as I meticulously measure every ingredient to the exact serving size stated. I made sure the customer saw everything so they would know I wasn't cheating them. I was also very precise. 4.1 oz on a required 4 oz scoop, let me take the tiniest bit off.

When they would say "add more ice cream", "make it thicker" or something else, I'd inform them that their exact words were "you better make it right" and that I can't make it any better than what the recipe book is telling me to do. If they wanted extra of an item, I will give them the exact amount that is allowed and they would be charged for it.

In the end, they got their 100% correctly made item. Might not be exactly what they were hoping for, but its exactly what they asked for.

I'm looking for soft songs with that kind of foreign(?) feeling. I'm not sure whether you know what I mean but it's like they don't articulate the words well but instead go with a bit softher vibe. With Fanatics some of the members aren't Korean and may pronounce the words a bit weirdly but it sounds cute. With Little Apple I specially mean parts like "하루하루 함께라면 행복 할꺼야" and "비가오나 눈이오나 지켜 줄꺼야". They sound really soft, cute and easy to sing if that's a good description but aren't overly cute like many cute songs are.

Loving this song. It's my favorite off the album by far and has practically been on repeat. What are some other upbeat alt-rock type songs/projects that I can check out? I need more of it in my life.

Today's Prompt from ObjectWriting.com is "Milkshake"

Take a few minutes (10 is recommended) to dive into this topic. Write your thoughts in any format - complete sentences are not necessary.

Be sure to include as many senses as you can. Describe your surroundings. Don't be afraid to change topic - let your ideas lead you.

If you are interested in more writing exercises, check out the books "Writing Better Lyrics", and "Writing Without Boundaries" by Pat Pattison. Other songwriting book suggestions welcome!

No, seriously, I'm drinking a milkshake and it's the best damn thing ever.

Since quarantine, I've spent too much time thinking I'm an artist, writer, and comedian. These three things I am not. I'm just a stay at home wife who takes care of my beautiful son who happens to be a cat. I'm thinking of taking up knitting to make us ugly sweaters and take family photos for Christmas cards. This is obviously the quarantine talking.

When I'm not coming up with crazy quarantine ideas, I am an internet historian and partake in tea spilling. I probably know way too much internet drama and archaic sites to the point where I can get a PhD in it. Funny cause I recently took a break from all social media except for Reddit. Why did I choose to stay on here? I have no idea either.

I'm also kinda nerdy but don't ask me what anime I'm watching cause I stopped watching all of them. I also play video games which means I play one game endlessly or until I get bored. So, yes, I stopped playing all the games too. Though I do have a comic book collection. Too bad I don't fuckin' read!

So, there you have it, folks. Please talk to me before I decide I need to make kitten mittens. I will definitely make kitten mittens. Please stop me.

This has been haunting me for years.

Me 30f, sisters (28f, 22f, 18f) go out to breakfast. It’s very busy, Saturday brunch, tourist location.

We order food and drinks at the same time. Waitress brings our drinks, takes the order of table next to ours, eventually comes back and drops a milkshake off as she walks by. We try to flag her down, she doesn’t hear us. We didn’t order a milkshake but had heard the table next to ours order a milkshake. So we turn to them “is this yours?” They say they ordered one, but without whipped cream, which this has.

Waitress walks by, we all wave/try to grab her attention. She doesn’t see us.

It’s hot. Milkshake is melting all over the table. We have 2 babies (1 year old at the time) with us who are reaching/whining for it it. 22yr sister starts feeding the milkshake to the babies. “They can’t take it back after it’s sat here for so long” she reasons.

Waitress walks by and we try to get her attention AGAIN. Doesn’t work. 28yr old sister gets up and follows her to the back where she explains what happened.

Waitress storms up to our table, sees loudly says “YOU ARE EATING IT?! I have to add this to your tab” she takes the milkshake. Table next to us says “I think that was supposed to be ours” and she disgusted says “well they ate it, so I’ll have to make a new one”

We feel stupid but then she very clearly starts talking about us to other coworkers- whispering, pointing, looking at us. And now we are pissed.

So when the bill comes, 28 sister says we’re not paying for the milkshake we didn’t order and ate less than 1/2 of. She rolls her eyes but doesn’t argue and takes it off. We tipped $5 on a $55ish meal and I feel guilty.

So let me have it. Are we assholes?

I work at famous fast-food chain (hamburgers). We started, a couple of years ago, home delivery service. I had lots of entitled costumers and thieves during this time but this one is the pinnacle of entitlement.

I was in the kitchen, it was quite a busy Saturday night and we were working non stop. One of the managers were with us helping and she was carrying the restaurant phone. The phone rang.

Manager: Hello, this is ------- what can I help you?

EC: Good night! Your delivery boy just bring my order and left but my son just dropped the O**o shake on the floor and the cleaning lady wont come back until Monday. What would you about it?

Manager: I´m so... (hung the phone).

We laugh about it, a lot.

The thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ob8g2g/my_wife_and_i_had_the_best_milkshakes_ever_tonight/

The get off my lawn comment

Ah yes, a milkshake for the instagram generation. Fuck outta here with that and give me a diner shake plus the metal cup with an extra half a shake in it.

Followed by a deeper inspection of our societal woes.

Honestly while it looks aesthetically pleasing anyone who has any experience knows how awful this shit is. First off fuck putting an entire ice cream stick/sandwich on top of a milk shake that shit is obnoxious to eat around/deal with. The chocolate syrup and peanut butter rims are stupid and I feel like it just emphasizes just how wasteful we are as a society. Last but not least is those delicious edible straws are more often than not awful trying to use them as a straw like they are nice to eat but I'd like to actually be able to enjoy my milkshake without having to force it through the tiny ass straw. I guess by the time you've finished eating your ice cream sandwich the milkshake would probably have melted enough to fit just fine through the straw because everyone loves melted milkshake.

Mix in some good ol, DAE US BAD comments

I don’t understand how America has a weight problem, said no one.

You have no idea how crazy it sounds when you Americans say " burger" or "milkshake" or "Cookie" and the final food it's the combination of 100 different full meal all in one!

I really hope this commenter just has a food allergy or something..

[This looks delicious, but it would have me on the toilet, shirtless, fighting for my life after about 15 minutes.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ob8g2g/my_wife_and_i_had_the_best_milkshakes_ever_tonight/h3mvhy2?utm_source=shar