Shaking Puns

A list of puns related to "Shaking"

I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office

It was a twerk place injury

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👤︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Some people aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus.

I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.

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👤︎ u/Vole182
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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*gestures at horses* Here are the stables. *gestures at other flickering and shaking horses. One horse explodes* And here are the unstables
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👤︎ u/Larkenox
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.

It's called Parking Son's disease.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

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👤︎ u/unlucky_genius
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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Why was Salvador Dali shaking on the ground?

He was having a brush stroke

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👤︎ u/NappyIsNotStraight
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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What is it called when a dog starts shaking uncontrollably?

Barkinsons

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👤︎ u/fuzzydadino
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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My dog keeps shaking for no apparent reason

I'm afraid he might have... Barkinson's...

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👤︎ u/Arm3tt
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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What do you call a shaking green monster?

A nervous shrek

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👤︎ u/EndNorthP
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it.

Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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Putting my daughter down for her nap and she starts shaking her head "no"

I reply "Stop resisting a rest!"

Toddlers... think they are above the law.

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👤︎ u/Magoogooo
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, “What are you doing climbing my tree?” “Well, I’m coming up here to eat some pears.” says the elephant.

“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”

“Well I brought my own pears.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Shaking heads are a good sign right?

So Recently on a road trip back from the mountains, my friends and I decided to make a quick stop for gas and food. We all head into the supermarket located next to the gas station. The last of our friends makes it over and says, “I bought a pear.” Without thinking I respond with, “No you didn’t, you only bought one..” The look of disappointment in his face/his loud sigh, with my other friend struggling to contain himself made the whole trip a win.

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👤︎ u/Disciple_OC
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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At least the shaking father didn't have to place his car in the garage on his own...

... he had parking sons

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👤︎ u/Send_me_favorite_pic
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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I was in a rap battle and during my opponent's turn he was sat on the floor shaking.

I think it was a nervous diss position.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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Do you think a child that can always predict whats in a gift by shaking it has

omnipresents?

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👤︎ u/Dyspaereunia
📅︎ Apr 29 2017
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Got my girlfriend with this over the weekend....As a car with giant subwoofers drove by blaring music and shaking the apartment building, I asked "you know how you buy one of those cars at the dealership?"

You just ask for the bass-line model.

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👤︎ u/TrumpetJedi
📅︎ May 22 2017
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I tested out my new bum shaking machine today

It twerks

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👤︎ u/m_eight
📅︎ Oct 23 2014
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Dad saw me shaking my foot.

Dad-"Foot's asleep? Well, you'd better wake it up now or it'll keep you up all night."

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👤︎ u/NextGenBacon
📅︎ Jun 27 2017
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I can't stop shaking my head at my husband....

So tomorrow I'm taking my little brother to his dentist appointment. My husband walked in and asked, "So what time is your brothers appointment again?" and I told him 2:30. He just looks at me and I go "What?" and he said "The timing is just perfect what with his 'tooth-hurty'."

He just closed the door leaving me behind trying to figure out what he said before I got it and just laughed while shaking my head.

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👤︎ u/SecretLipService
📅︎ Dec 01 2015
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Why was the ship at the bottom of the sea, shaking?

It was a nervous wreck!

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👤︎ u/Ahuge
📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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If a large bird were shaking its big ghetto booty in your face, would you call it...

A twerkey?

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👤︎ u/bruce656
📅︎ Apr 08 2015
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how did the network router fix the shaking washing machine?

Load balancing

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👤︎ u/timeforpajamas
📅︎ Jan 12 2015
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I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office

It was a twerk place injury.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.

It is called Parking Son's disease.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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