Microcirculation Puns

• DOI/PMID/ISBN: 27072709

• URL

De la Torre, J. C., and T. Mussivand. "Can disturbed brain microcirculation cause Alzheimer's disease?." Neurological research 15.3 (1993): 146.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8103579

Are the claims here true? Does quetiapine 25 mg IR have significant adrenergic effects? Does quetiapine 25 mg IR taken once daily cause significant fluctuations in microcirculation? If so, does taking quetiapine 25 mg IR each evening for, say, three months, six months, a year or longer cause significant damage? What about taking the same dosage each morning (without taking it in the evening) for three months, six months, a year or longer?

My youngest child is in preschool and I just received an email from that school saying that two of the parents practice a system called Microcirculation and are offering (for a fee of course) assessments and treatments where they apparently examine your finger with some kind of device and based on their findings advise you as to what you are allergic to and how to adjust your life and diet accordingly. Anyone else heard of this and care to offer any insight into this...perhaps even some useful links? It all smells a bit odd to me.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

im sure im not the only one dealing with this

any reasons?

Do your worst!