I would be grateful for any assistance as just a little bit short before payday on Friday.
We currently live in North London and are looking to move out to the commuter belt next year in search of more space! We've been looking at Merstham & Redhill, I wondered if anyone here has experience commuting from these stations to London Bridge and Victoria? Heard horror stories about overcrowding and Southern being useless!
#FT: Merstham 0-5 Oxford United
Oxford United scorers: A. MacDonald 12', J. Ruffles 45', K. Hemmings 62', 90', T. Roberts 63'
Venue: Moatside Stadium, Merstham, Surrey
Referee: J. Brooks
/r/soccerstreams
Merstham
P. Wilson, K. Campbell, K. Samuels, T. Kavanagh, R. Hall, M. Okoye, A. Douglas, X. Vidal, M. Abnett, D. Bennett, A. Addai.
Subs: J. Smith, T. Henriques, R. Bailey-Allen, A. Hopkinson, D. Hogan, D. Hector, O. Folkes.
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Oxford United
S. Eastwood, C. Dunkley, A. Martin, R. Ledson, L. Sercombe, J. Ruffles, M. Johnson, T. Roberts, K. Hemmings, R. Taylor, A. MacDonald.
Subs: B. BΓΌchel, C. Nelson, J. Skarz, J. Rothwell, D. Crowley, J. Lundstram, C. Maguire.
MATCH EVENTS | via goal.com
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
