Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
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My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I was gonna tell you a joke about memory
But I forgot where I stored it.
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︎ May 17 2021
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop ?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I have a photographic memory.
But I ran out of film in 1999.
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︎ May 07 2021
A cow with no memory says?
OOM
Out Of Memory
Also the cow has forgotten it's Moo
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Not only is my short term memory terrible...
...but so is my short term memory.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Geologists know all the rocks, anthracite many from memory.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
This brings back memories
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︎ Nov 09 2020
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
This really brings back old memories
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
She had a photographic memory,
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes
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︎ Feb 05 2021
The earliest memory I have is going to the doctor with my dad to get my eyes checked.
Things before that is a blur.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
How much memory does it take to store a joke ?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITESπ
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...
.... cache me if you can.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. π€
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Card memory
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
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︎ May 03 2021
Brain transplants will never work
You canβt change my mind
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Sweet memories
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︎ May 01 2020
I have a perfect memory.
I honestly canβt remember a single time Iβve ever forgotten anything.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
When I was young, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Neuroscience
The only campus I am allowed to visit rn is the hippocampus. Alexa, play memories π§
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︎ May 12 2021
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Wanna hear a joke about memory?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My memory is great
I canβt remember the last time I forgot something.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Planning ahead
I asked my dad one time why he went to all these funerals and memorial services even for people he didnβt know. He looked at me with a very serious look on his face, and he said βif you donβt go to their memorial services then they wonβt come to yours. β
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︎ May 11 2021
My wife's coming back from holiday tomorrow....
Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What is that 1 memory that the computer will never forget?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Eric refunded his memory extraction service
It wasn't what he had in mind
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
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︎ May 30 2020
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I have a photographic memory
It's just not developed yet
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︎ Sep 30 2020
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Iβd tell you a joke about memory loss but..
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