Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewzerman
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.

Life before that is a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I was gonna tell you a joke about memory

But I forgot where I stored it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HypnoSnurtle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Are people born with photographic memories...

....Or do they take a while to develop ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I have a photographic memory.

But I ran out of film in 1999.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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A cow with no memory says?

OOM

Out Of Memory Also the cow has forgotten it's Moo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawsonator85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Not only is my short term memory terrible...

...but so is my short term memory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Geologists know all the rocks, anthracite many from memory.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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This brings back memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Imagine the damage alcohol can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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This really brings back old memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dank_memes-420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...

...happy days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kublakhan1977
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..

..or does it just take time to develop ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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She had a photographic memory,

but never developed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes

It Taurus apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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The earliest memory I have is going to the doctor with my dad to get my eyes checked.

Things before that is a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...

Until my mom hid the urn from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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How much memory does it take to store a joke ?

1 Gigglebyte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITES😁
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manlybutterly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??

I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...

.... cache me if you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasntbeenmydecade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.

It's in A flat minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeteO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...

...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🀘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Card memory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donncadh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?

STACHOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LynnOrtiz85
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Brain transplants will never work

You can’t change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Sweet memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fahim16
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I have a perfect memory.

I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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When I was young, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory

I forget my response

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Neuroscience

The only campus I am allowed to visit rn is the hippocampus. Alexa, play memories 🧠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_alphabulous
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is

I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia

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I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.

To this day, venison is deer to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about memory?

... Sorry, I forgot it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageBoyma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....

This takes me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My memory is great

I can’t remember the last time I forgot something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonkel_Jef
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.

It's called Pasta Way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayanR666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Planning ahead

I asked my dad one time why he went to all these funerals and memorial services even for people he didn’t know. He looked at me with a very serious look on his face, and he said β€œif you don’t go to their memorial services then they won’t come to yours. β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Maybar_703
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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My wife's coming back from holiday tomorrow....

Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What is that 1 memory that the computer will never forget?

His school EEPROM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XXXTYLING
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Eric refunded his memory extraction service

It wasn't what he had in mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pingi2015
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.

Me: Is it contagious?

Doctor: Is what contagious?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YesImThatJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I have a photographic memory

It's just not developed yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datanksta
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Just think what alcohol can do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Are people born with photographic memories...

....Or do they take a while to develop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimKeeling43
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I’d tell you a joke about memory loss but..

I forgot.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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