If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
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I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
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︎ Feb 13 2021
This brings back memories
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The earliest memory I have is going to the doctor with my dad to get my eyes checked.
Things before that is a blur.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes
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︎ Feb 05 2021
She had a photographic memory,
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︎ Jan 28 2021
This really brings back old memories
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︎ Aug 08 2020
How much memory does it take to store a joke ?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITESπ
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...
.... cache me if you can.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. π€
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︎ Dec 11 2020
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Card memory
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︎ Oct 07 2020
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
When I was young, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Wanna hear a joke about memory?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Sweet memories
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︎ May 01 2020
I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I have a perfect memory.
I honestly canβt remember a single time Iβve ever forgotten anything.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
My memory is great
I canβt remember the last time I forgot something.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Eric refunded his memory extraction service
It wasn't what he had in mind
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︎ Sep 26 2020
In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What is that 1 memory that the computer will never forget?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Iβd tell you a joke about memory loss but..
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Why can't shellfish play video games?
They can't gain the mussel memory
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
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︎ May 30 2020
I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?
Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Heard about the Texan with memory loss?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...
And 2: with my short-term memory
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︎ Jun 15 2020
My wife's coming back from holiday tomorrow....
Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
My wife and I were woken up at 3am by loud banging on our door. I got up, opened the door and there was a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. "Are you insane man?!!? It's 3 in the morning!!" I screamed, slamming the door and stormed back to bed...
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
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︎ Jan 08 2021
On January 1st 2021, we'll have perfect 2020 hindsight
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...
Because Missouri loves company.
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︎ May 26 2020
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I have a photographic memory
It's just not developed yet
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