Geologists know all the rocks, anthracite many from memory.
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
This brings back memories
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes
The earliest memory I have is going to the doctor with my dad to get my eyes checked.
Things before that is a blur.
She had a photographic memory,
This really brings back old memories
How much memory does it take to store a joke ?
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITES😁
What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...
.... cache me if you can.
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🤘
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
When I was young, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory
I have a perfect memory.
I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
Wanna hear a joke about memory?
I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
My memory is great
I can’t remember the last time I forgot something.
What do cavemen sleep on?
In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.
Eric refunded his memory extraction service
It wasn't what he had in mind
What is that 1 memory that the computer will never forget?
The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:
🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.
🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.
🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.
🍺 Beer may help improve memory.
🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.
I’d tell you a joke about memory loss but..
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
How do shellfish find their way home?
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.
Why can't shellfish play video games?
They can't gain the mussel memory
In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?
Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.
Heard about the Texan with memory loss?
My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Life before that was a blur.
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop?
I have a photographic memory
It's just not developed yet
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