Mellowing Puns

A list of puns related to "Mellowing"

Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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What does a singer hate when she's horny?

A melody.

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👤︎ u/Sumo-911
📅︎ May 23 2020
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I'm designing a drug that invigorates you as it mellows you out. I plan to market it

as COFFEE POT.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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What do you call really mellow kids?

Chill-dren

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👤︎ u/SteveJK11
📅︎ Mar 22 2016
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Listening to smooth jazz always helps me fall asleep.

It a sure way to get my mellow tones in.

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👤︎ u/Tab7240
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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What's the best food to eat when you're feeling anxious in a swamp?

marsh-mellows.

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👤︎ u/the_arab_shrek
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Recently, my penis, which has erectile dysfunction, started singing

I have mellow d

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👤︎ u/SauceMaster6464
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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LPT: If you are suffering from insomnia, listen to some smooth jazz right before bedtime.

It has a lot of mellow tonin’.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 25 2018
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My dad is at Disneyland

I like star wars. My dad knows this. My dad had never been a "dad joke" sort of person. He is an accountant by trade and other than being family we have never been very close. My sister jokes about it even. But he is my dad and I love him.

He has been mellowing in recent years now that both kids are out of the house. Oh yeah, and that whole nearly dying during an emergency surgery thing a few years back.

Anyway, tonight he texts me out of nowhere. And hits me with this: http://imgur.com/Qq6S6PA (transcript below)

"How do you know you have a wookie cookie?"

"... I don't know. How?"

"it's Chewwie"

My dad ladies and gents. Has just joined the dad joke Club.

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👤︎ u/drakythe
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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I don’t want to be swamp stressed.

I want to be marsh mellow.

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👤︎ u/RichNCrispy
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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This is a late post, about a month but I'm proud regardless.

It was Valentine's day and some buddies and I went out to grab lunch at a pizza joint called Mellow Mushroom. Appreciative of the waitress working on this day I left her two gems on the receipt to make up for it:

"Morgan, you had me at mellow," and "I have mushroom in my heart for you"

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👤︎ u/yessayason
📅︎ Mar 06 2015
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My buddy told me the cheese he brought round was philosophical and laid back...

The packet said 'deep & mellow'.

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👤︎ u/failure_fiasco
📅︎ Dec 16 2014
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