Why does an ambulance have two seats up front? 🚑 For the Pair Of Medics
My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood.
As the newest medic on my shift, my boss told me it was my responsibility to watch the office.
I’m currently on season 6, and still have no idea what this has to do with being a medic.
I hope they don't spend all their time medic-ing around.
What is a medic's favorite beverage?
If you dislike puns about first-aid men getting head, then you can suck medic.
What do you call two medics?
How did the combat medic get hired at SeaWorld?
He told them he was a marine biologist
If i break my arm in a dream and go to the medic, what does the medic put in my arm?
Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
[Request] Hospital/Medical Puns
r/puns I am calling on you in time of great need!
My friend is going off to a hospital to do some work experience for 2 weeks and he needs all the hospital/medical puns that r/puns can muster!
Any and all suggestions relating to hospitals would be greatly appreciated.
I found this medical pun way too funny.
Why can’t your orthodontist release any of your medical information?
That information is strictly confidental
New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
A doctor is giving medical treatment when a nurse comes in saying that they need the doctor in another room. The nurse told the guy getting medical treatment to wait.
Diabetes medication has a profit margin close to 1000%
Now that's just Insul(t)in'
What do you call a canine with a medical PhD?
Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
There’s this new medication that makes people brave, but reckless.
Why are so many medical examiners hired on January 1st?
It's always, "New Year, new ME"
Did you hear there is a new medication for diarrhoea?
It will not be out for a while, as it is still in testin!
When I have expensive medical bills -
Does that mean I had a valuable experience?
Why are orthodontists the most divine of all medical practitioners?
Cuz they're trancen-dental.
I have a medical journal joke
But it’s still under review
I just learned the medical name for Viagra
What do you call a medical fish?
What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?
Doctors without boarders.
What’s a proctologist’s favorite medication?
I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...
You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.
I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication
So my wife is getting some medical tests done (we’re expecting our second child) and had to bring home a urine sample cup to fill up and bring back to the clinic the next day.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?
How do Dutch doctors prescribe medications?
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
My wife told me she saw two EMTs walking over by the hospital. “Two EMTs?” I asked her...
...don’t you mean “pair o’ medics”?
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
A story of my friend Al
While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al
As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al
When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al
When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al
He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al
Gonorrhea would be a great name for diarrhea medication.
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
Why do EMTs travel together?
Because they're pair-o-medics.
My friend is a medical professional who does circumcisions for a living.
He doesn't get paid much, but at least he gets to keep all the tips.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
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