Hey MC Snow, your wife’s package has been delivered.
Inform her.
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
Man, De Lorain
Did you hear about the farmer who was also an MC?
He could raise beets, and drop them.
Facebook loved this one by MC-Dino, he hopes Reddit does same...
I never like going over to MC Hammers house
He never lets me touch anything
Have you heard the mischievous new artist MC Green Onion?
Also goes by the name 'Rapscallion'.
Have you ever been in MC Hammer's house?
It's horrible, you can't touch anything
A friend and I went to Mcdonalds. They have these new digital machines you order from. I had my friend order a mc-chicken at the counter at the same time I ordered an egg McMuffin at the machine.
I wanted to see what came first, the chicken or the egg.
Ordering food at Mc Donald’s
Woman ask if i want take out or eat here?? I turn and point at a table in the restaurant.. i would rather sit over there and eat.
What does E = mc^2 mean?
Energy = My Coffee squared
Did you hear MC Hammer has a new album of George Gerswhin covers?
Rap CD in Blue.
MC Dad
Dad: "I'm gonna be doing some wrapping"
Me: "Where's the microphone?"
I GOT HIM TO EYEROLL, it was magical
Why would MC Hammer be a good employee at a museum?
Don't touch that!
One of my dads.
I went on Shamchat as "MC Delta T". Chemistry puns ensued. shamchat.com/1675c6/
E=MC²
In the equation E=MC², E stands for energy, M for mass, and C for speed of light. Speed of light wanted to be SOL but it was shit out of luck.
