Hey MC Snow, your wifeโ€™s package has been delivered.

Inform her.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zedhead0628
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E=MC Punstein
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GrandAtZero
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Peterd3d
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you hear about the farmer who was also an MC?

He could raise beets, and drop them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/asiers
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Facebook loved this one by MC-Dino, he hopes Reddit does same...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mbs3
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2020
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E=mc^2 (Not OC)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Verb_Noun_Number
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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The crowd doesnโ€™t deserve MC-Dino...
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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2020
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MC-Dino coming for the feminists...
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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 12 2020
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MC-Dino hopes the Reddit crowd gets him... ๐Ÿฅบ
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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I never like going over to MC Hammers house

He never lets me touch anything

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tjeters
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Have you heard the mischievous new artist MC Green Onion?

Also goes by the name 'Rapscallion'.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/reyean
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Have you ever been in MC Hammer's house?

It's horrible, you can't touch anything

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kortbug2000
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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A friend and I went to Mcdonalds. They have these new digital machines you order from. I had my friend order a mc-chicken at the counter at the same time I ordered an egg McMuffin at the machine.

I wanted to see what came first, the chicken or the egg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dank_chair_memes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Ordering food at Mc Donaldโ€™s

Woman ask if i want take out or eat here?? I turn and point at a table in the restaurant.. i would rather sit over there and eat.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GoofySwe776
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What does E = mc^2 mean?

Energy = My Coffee squared

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Benjamingur9
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Did you hear MC Hammer has a new album of George Gerswhin covers?

Rap CD in Blue.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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MC Dad

Dad: "I'm gonna be doing some wrapping"

Me: "Where's the microphone?"

I GOT HIM TO EYEROLL, it was magical

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/silasioalejandro
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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Why would MC Hammer be a good employee at a museum?

Don't touch that!

One of my dads.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kenmccamman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 19 2013
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I went on Shamchat as "MC Delta T". Chemistry puns ensued. shamchat.com/1675c6/
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/corvus_corvidae
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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E=MCยฒ

In the equation E=MCยฒ, E stands for energy, M for mass, and C for speed of light. Speed of light wanted to be SOL but it was shit out of luck.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aFineMoose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 02 2013
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I never had MC Hammer's pants...

...because I can't touch this.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bitbee
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2015
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