Maximus Puns

A list of puns related to "Maximus"

The Gluteus Maximus is the largest muscle of the body.

It's a huge ass muscle.

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👤︎ u/INeedMoreHobbies
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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If I were to throw a *Limax maximus* at someone...

...would the arresting documents say that I slugged them?

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ May 31 2018
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Which was the thiccest Gladiator of them all?

Gluteus Maximus

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👤︎ u/Xevailo
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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A kid got called a buttface at school.

They turned to their bully and said, "Yep. It's my cuteous maximus."

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👤︎ u/helixander
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Who was the Roman Emperor who always mooned his subjects?

Gluteus Maximus

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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My wife said the bread I bought was too glutenous

It was glutenous maximus

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👤︎ u/Hooterscadoo
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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