Maternity Leave Puns

A list of puns related to "Maternity Leave"

When an Amazon employee takes maternity leave, are they out for delivery?
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👤︎ u/misspokeycat
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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When we were leaving the maternity ward the baby pooped himself and the wife said to go in and change him.

So I went inside, put him down, took one of the clean babies, and left.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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[Funny, but true] Paternity Leave (x-posting from r/BabyBumps)

I came home yesterday (Friday) and excitedly told my wife that my boss decided to offer paternity leave to all new dads at the law firm.

She reminded me that I'm self employed and the only employee of the firm, and that if I wanted to pay the rent next month, my ass better be back at work on Monday.

So I guess I'll be at work on Monday...

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👤︎ u/MattProducer
📅︎ Dec 17 2016
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