Vincent Van Gogh’s son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...

Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Tilt shift is a hard skill to master
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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I saw two chess masters in the hotel lobby, and they were bragging about their skill.

They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Hydrogen. Helium. Lithium. Beryllium.

Long ago, the 118 nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the synthetic elements attacked..

Only the Chemist, master of all 118 elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Chemist, a potassium bender named Anion. And although his potassium bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.

But I believe Anion can save the world!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2021
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After all these years, he's still got it.

Being a father of my own, I'm still envious of the masterful skill in which my dad can come up with his material. While driving down the interstate, a Miller Lite truck pulls out in front of us, more quickly than he should. My dad swerved to the left to avoid my door from getting broad sided by a tractor trailer. I yelled from being startled.

Me: He almost hit us!

Dad: We're fine. I can handle this.

Me: He almost totaled the car! What if he had hit us? I could be dead!

Dad: Nah, you would've been fine. It was Lite beer.

Me: (jaw dropped in awe and amazement)

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