How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?

He gave him 2 test tickles

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If you have to have sideburns to prove your masculinity

...then you need to grow a pair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viskossity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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A yeti questions the masculinity of an explosive cow

Because a bomb in a bull's no man.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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Did you know that "Transmission" used to be a masculine word?
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My husband: "Look at this mind-blowing machine I found in the bathroom!"

http://imgur.com/gallery/LVgGlW7

My eyes nearly rolled out of my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScrollButtons
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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My dad suddenly walked up to the mirror.

He then continued to say "Mirror, mirror on the wall. Table table over there. Sofa sofa near the lamp."

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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What do fish parents drive?

A minnow-van!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Email Dad Joke

Me and my father were discussing my English report. He asked if I was doing a Shakespeare play. I replied with 'Australian Masculinity' as that is the unit we are studying and he immediately emails back saying, 'I haven't heard of that one. Must be one of his earlier works.'

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