Marxists Puns

A list of puns related to "Marxists"

Why do Marxists only drink decaf tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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👤︎ u/Majestic_Ferrett
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Marxist jokes aren't funny....

Unless everyone gets them.

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👤︎ u/ekansnek
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do you call someone who thinks that some birthmarks are superior to there birthmarks?

A Marxist.

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👤︎ u/lil_kibble
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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I am a socialist and I like old comedy

I guess I could be called a Groucho Marxist

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👤︎ u/Primes4Life
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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Why did the Marxist only drink green tea?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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👤︎ u/adidassamba
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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👤︎ u/Cheesbaby
📅︎ Dec 12 2017
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