Mars Bars Puns

A list of puns related to "Mars Bars"

Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn’t planet.

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👤︎ u/cinnamontoastcrunch2
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Elon Musk says "Mars will need everything from iron foundries to pizza joints to nightclubs: Mars should really have great bars."

"The Mars Bar."

This was a legit quote from Musk at South by Southwest. He followed it by saying "I love dad jokes"

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👤︎ u/fricks_and_stones
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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Why didn't the moon eat a Milky Way bar after eating a Mars bar?

Because it was full.

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👤︎ u/qerlangley
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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Deep fried Mars bar

I got some fish and chips and a deep fried mars bar with my girlfriend and afterwards she was critiquing the deep fried mars bar.

Girlfriend: It was pretty good, but the batter was too thick. There was too much before you got to the melted mars bar

Me: So...you're saying that it could have been batter?

I didn't look at her, but I could tell she was glaring at me

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👤︎ u/lozdogz
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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How do you have a party in Space??

You planet

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👤︎ u/yuri-123
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Butterfingers and M&Ms are okay...

... but Mars Bars and Milky Way are out of this world!

(Not a great joke, but I've found its good for a few Snickers)

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👤︎ u/DrFurball
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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NASA should build a pub on Mars.

Mars bar.

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👤︎ u/Bennogram_
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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I offered Bonnie Tyler a Twix, but she refused it.

I offered her a Mars Bar, then a Yorkie and finally a Bounty, but she kept saying NO!

I think she was holding out for an Aero...

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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A pop singer recently opened up a chocolate/wine cafe...

it's called "Bruno Mars Bar"

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Jun 09 2016
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...

...But they didn't planet that way.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...

but they didn't planet that way

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👤︎ u/pats5lyfe
📅︎ Nov 13 2016
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