Marine Mammals Puns

A list of puns related to "Marine Mammals"

I don't understand marine mammals

What porpoise do they serve

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👤︎ u/kiddiediddler69
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?

A navy seal.

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👤︎ u/tillmonkey
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.

They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.

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👤︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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I found an enormous marine mammal that weighs 2.2lbs.

It's a kilo whale.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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