A list of puns related to "Marathon Running"
The cop said, “Sir, that’s not how you play the race card.”
No matter how fast it runs, it's always 60 second...
Every time I want to meet him at the bar, he has the runs!
FUCKING RAW!!!!!
But I kept on getting jogged
Me: I'm running a marathon!
Dad: You're not going very fast.
Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 Step 5 Step 6 Step 7 Step 8 Step 9 Step 10 ...
Because that's when you fast.
Cop: Stop playing the race card.
Long con.
Because of his hamstrings
It was quite the drag race.
There I saw a joke participating in the marathon.
I told my friend," I didn't know jokes could run" He said," Its a running gag"
They just take the money and run.
So I'm British and my wife is Korean. She is ALWAYS asking for tissue to wipe her nose as it's constantly running.
So joke 1: Baby, are you entering your nose in a marathon? Wife puzzled look Because it's always running.
This led to a problem, she didn't understand it straight away. I was incensed, I explained it and got a few laughs from the family but it wasn't enough, I needed the groan.
The next meal I tried again. In Korean, snot is called Nose water (direct translation). So with this in mind I said this 'Baby, we should send your nose to africa, it's full of water'. This led to the groan I so wanted....and an explaination as to why it was stupid....
Mission sucessful
I told them that since my injury I have not run any marathons.
We were discussing our entries into a marathon and talking about the fact that you had to nominate a charity to run for. One of the girls said,
'I didn't pick one, I just typed in N/A.'
'Funny, that already is a charity.'
quizzical look
'The National Stroke Association...'
Groans all round
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